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Mar 31, 2011

Survivor: Redemption Island Episode 7 Thoughts

Just some quick hits from last night's ep. Hopefully will get to live blog this puppy next week...

* Couldn't both Sarita and Dave get the boot? Sarita - who resembles Kristen Wiig more and more each week - would get on my nerves real fast. It's no surprise that she's flustered and anxious during the challenges; she acts the exact same way all of the time. The lack of confidence she displays in everyday conversation is staggering - she seems to be the kind of person that needs constant reassuring about her place within a group. "Yes, Sarita, we like you. You have nothing to worry about."


Meanwhile, Dave, who appeared to be on the outs, was wise and just sat back and let Sarita do all of the begging and pleading...only she didn't really need to. I've no doubt that the lack of strength she displayed after the challenge served merely to remind her tribemates how weak she was at the challenges.

That said, I'll be shocked if Dave makes it very far in the game. Actually, if people think about it, he might go far, but he certainly won't win. He's a great selection to take to the final tribal council since he's a completely unlikable person. Aside from the easy and obvious answer - he's a lawyer - the guy just seems angry at the world and bitter. He's a know-it-all with a sense of entitlement that needs to be smacked around a bit. The guy just bugs me.

* And now with that said, there's this: Dave should have been voted off and not Sarita. First of all, it's almost a moot point, since the tribes are merging next week and Team Human Sweater will be down in the numbers no matter how you slice it. However, suppose that they somehow get it evened up - who would you rather have if you're Steve or Sweater: the loyal gal who's no threat to really win any challenges, or the lone wolf angry guy who's a self-professed "Master Puzzler?" Regardless of whether or not Dave is actually any good at puzzles, I'd rather have Sarita on my side.

* Jeff was trying a bit too hard at council. All this talk of a lack of cohesion in the tribe and a lack of trust and yada yada yada?? Zapatera held the lead at several points during the challenge and barely lost, losing largely because (yet again) they were going up against a freak athlete in Grant. It was just plain dumb luck, and sometimes - I know this is hard to believe - when you lose, you just lose, with no further analysis necessary.

* Speaking of Grant...attention remaining contestants: Unless you want to see him in the final three, vote him off now. I wouldn't be surprised to see Rob turn on him once he's sure the numbers are in his favor (if that ever happens).

* Just for commenter Robb: How much did you absolutely love it when Rob threw the clue into the volcano? Another case of the Bostonian brilliantly playing for the camera, I'll admit. I was calling for him to do it mere moments before he actually did.
And then...

Ladies of the 90s Tournament - Round 1: Salma Hayek (2) vs. Famke Janssen (7)

Previous results: Let's just say that, unlike Miss Elizabeth, it wasn't pretty. The Wild Thing herself, Denise Richards, put a hurt on the American Pie sweetheart, pounding her 23-5. Click here to view the updated full bracket.

Salma Hayek


Comments: ¡Ay Dios Mio! Hayek burst into the collective consciousness on many English speakers with her starring role in Robert Rodriguez's El Mariachi redux, Desperado. From there, her continued collaboration with Rodriguez (as well as her alluring looks, natch) paved the way to stardom. Oh, and a lead role opposite Matthew Perry...just what every girl wants.
90s Highlights: Desperado, From Dusk Till Dawn, Dogma, Wild Wild West

Famke Janssen


Comments: The Dutch-born Janssen has had quite the interesting career, one that's many degrees more varied and intriguing than most model-turned-actresses. She got her start in a traditional manor, via single-serving TV episodes and such, but a plum role as the villainous vixen Xenia Onatopp in the most relevant Bond film of the last 25 years provided her with the freedom and opportunities to take roles that were far beyond skin deep. These days, she's probably most famous for her role as Jean Grey, but alas, the X-Men films didn't begin until 2000.
90s Highlights: GoldenEye, Rounders, The Faculty

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Mar 30, 2011

The State of the Cabins (3/30/11)

Movies watched for the first time (non-theatrically) since last week:
None. Pop Culture At Home has been brought to me by Dexter lately, as Mrs. Fletch and I have polished off Season 5 of the serial killer drama. With that complete, I shall now have time to delve into some more videos...provided we don't start up a new show (Mad Men? Breaking Bad?)

Music I'm currently obsessed with:
* I dunno...I'm really stinking when it comes to this particular segment of The State. Good news is on the way, though, as three brand spankin' new CDs are on the way from Amazon (hooray for old school! And weird that CDs are old school!) - the latest from DeVotchKa (I know, I mention them often) and Kings of Leon (worried about this one, like it might be the last I buy from them anytime soon), along with one from the back catalog of White Stripes, Get Behind Me Satan, as a recent listening of "My Doorbell" had me bopping to that for a few hours. Hooray for me having a good song in my head for once. And hey, how 'bout we use that as the song I'm currently obsessed with. See, I just had to talk myself through this...



Book I'm currently reading:
* I am currently bookless.

Since the last State, I have finished both The Breach and Sputnik Sweetheart.

The Breach, by Patrick Lee, is an enjoyable sci-fi page turner - a tale of loss and redemption that travels all over the globe, from Alaska to Wyoming to Switzerland and back, all the while delving into Men in Black-style otherwordly stuff, time travel, and other things best suited to comic books. It gets murky and cumbersome at times, and the writing is competent but fairly generic: you won't walk away from the book thinking you've just read the work of a literary genius, and Lee has some serious work to do in the character development department (even physical characteristics would help). Solid if unspectacular. I think it'd make for a great (kinda dumb) action flick...or maybe just great.

On the other side of the spectrum is Sputnik Sweetheart by Haruki Murakami. It's all character and (almost) no plot. Frankly, I'm not sure which I prefer - Murakami is clearly a skilled writer, and I was never really bored, but I still felt unsatisfied upon finishing the book.

I believe next up will be some massive book Mrs. Fletch has that's a collection of Roald Dahl short stories.

Things to Click On
* Alex continues her movie sketches, but also wants you to know about her Tumblr blog in which she tracks down and posts old, cool foreign movie posters. The one for The Terminator is the fucking bomb. I want. (Film Forager)

* Note to those writing reviews from Univarn - it ain't enough to just state an opinion to be a critic. On the whole, this is basic stuff, but some people tend to forget what being a critic is all about. I think it's more coincidence than anything, but Max posted a similar essay at Anomalous Material on the same subject. (A Life In Equinox)

* Are you ready for The Big Lebowski 2? Tara Reid is. (Funny or Die)

* The rejuvenation of the LAMB's Movie of the Month is nearly complete. Our next film is Black Dynamite. Full details here. (The LAMB)

* Wanna be a filmmaker but think you need expensive equipment? Think again. (Mashable)

* Andrew starts with a simple question, "What Kind of a Movie Would You Make?," but ends up getting all introspective about his life and stuff. (gmanReviews)
And then...

Last chance to March to Box Office Madness!


You must get your entry in to me by Thursday night 11:59 PM (Pacific) to be eligible. Good luck! Click the banner above for the full rundown of rules and to get your entry form. More details, including the expanded prize pool, coming soon. In the meantime, so you know that I'm no cheater, here's my bracket.
And then...

Ladies of the 90s Tournament - Round 1: Denise Richards (2) vs. Shannon Elizabeth (7)

Previous results: Well, it started out pretty closely, but that didn't last overnight, as Milla pulled out to a huge lead, in the end walloping Bridget Fonda to the tune of 22-8. So much for a coin flip tough 4-5 matchup, eh? Click here to view the updated full bracket.

Denise Richards


Comments: It's funny how the mind can play tricks on you; perhaps it's due to her long list of TV appearances throughout the early- and mid-90s (among them, a famous Seinfeld ep drenched in her cleavage, Saved by the Bell, Beverly Hills 90210, Married with Children, Melrose Place), but I was shocked to see how few films Richards was actually in. Her first movie of note wasn't until 1997, in Gregg Araki's Nowhere, but then, ironically, she was everywhere, with Starship Troopers, Wild Things, Drop Dead Gorgeous and The World Is Not Enough all filling out the rest of the 90s for her.
90s Highlights: See above. That's it.

Shannon Elizabeth


Comments: Then again, Richards' resume is deep and varied compared to Elizabeth's. A few TV appearances (Step by Step!, Pacific Blue!), and then - BLAMMO - American Pie in 1999, barely in time to qualify her for this tourney. Some would say still not enough, but can you think of a bigger "one-hit wonder" actress of the decade? That one role was enough to propel her career for a solid seven years - it's only recently that it's been reduced to fumes. Shockingly, I don't see her name attached to the fourth film in the series that made her name: American Reunion, coming out next year. You'd think she could use the boost...
90s Highlights: American Pie

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Mar 29, 2011

Fletch's Film Review Paul

Simon Pegg & Nick Frost: Um, hi. Welcome to The Pegg & Frost Show. We're...uh...Simon and Nick...and, our guest tonight is...one of the...greatest directors.. uh, film directors. We guess, film makers, ever. [ Simon and Nick smack themselves in the head ] GOD! That sounds stupid! God, we're such idiots! We never know how to start these things!

Steven Spielberg: You're doing great, guys.

Simon Pegg & Nick Frost: [ hopeful ] Really? No, we're not. [ hyperventilating ] Anyway...we guess...we didn't have, have to say, who you were, because...man, we mean...everyone knows who you are. Mmm...you're Steven Spielberg.

Steven Spielberg: Well, it's great to be here.

Simon Pegg & Nick Frost: [ uncomfortable ] You...you...you remember that time when you made Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

Steven Spielberg: Yeah, sure.

Simon Pegg & Nick Frost: That was awesome!

Steven Spielberg: Yeah, it was.

Simon Pegg & Nick Frost: O-kay.. Oh! You...you remember when you made that movie about the little alien guy...and...uh...how he ate M & Ms and he could heal stuff with his finger and everything?

Steven Spielberg: Well, actually, guys, it was Reese's Pieces. We tried to get M & Ms in the movie, but the parent company, Mars, Inc. said no so we went with Hershey and Reese's. But yeah, E.T. was a fun movie to make that really let me re-live the imagination of my childhood.

Simon Pegg & Nick Frost: Oh my god! We're such morons! We totally should have known that! We've seen that movie like a thousand times! Well...uh...really, we've seen, like, all of your movies a thousand times...well...except for Hook, that sucked. Oh wait!! No, that's not what we meant!

Steven Spielberg: It's alright, fellas. I understand. You're big fans. Everyone has their favorites.

Fletch's Film Rating:
Expectation:
"Darn tootin."
Reality:
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
LAMBScore:
Large Association of Movie Blogs
And then...

Ladies of the 90s Tournament - Round 1: Milla Jovovich (4) vs. Bridget Fonda (5)

Previous results: The Julia Roberts backlash isn't in full swing yet, but she did almost get beat by a lowly friend with barely any films to her credit. However, she outlasted Courtney Cox 16-12. Click here to view the updated full bracket.

Milla Jovovich


Comments: Well, she was (and still kind of is) a supermodel, and she's in a number of iconic films from the decade, though her roles in them (outside of one) are never really all that integral. Still, that might be a tough combination to overcome, and I know she has a lot of fans out there. Was a 4-seed too low, too high, or just about right? We'll see...
90s Highlights: Dazed and Confused, The Fifth Element, He Got Game, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc


Bridget Fonda


Comments: Did you know that Fonda hasn't appeared in anything since 2002? Anyway, we're now here to talk about the 2000s, we're here for the 90s, and man, was she everywhere. Peter's daughter and Jane's niece got her big break (well, besides being born into the Fondas) via The Godfather: Part III, and went on to start or co-star (mostly the latter) in no less than 20 films, going from a single white female to Ordell's "fine little surfer girl" along the way.
90s Highlights: The Godfather: Part III, Single White Female, Singles, Jackie Brown, Point of No Return

And then...

Mar 28, 2011

Burning Questions: Mallrats

For the first time, we feature a guest post here for Burning Questions. Jason Soto of Invasion of the B Movies couldn't quite find the right place to post this on his site(s) (Mallrats not being a B movie and all), so he's donated it to the cause. It's not fashioned entirely in the usage I typically do (mine are typically in regards to logic errors), but you'll find that it burns a hole in your head all the same...

Alright, so everyone here seen Mallrats, right? The second Kevin Smith film? Takes place in a mall? Well in case you haven't I'll give you a quick rundown.

Two guys spend a day in a mall and wacky things happen. Done.

Ok, now for those of you (like me) who seen the movie countless times, let me recount the scene then get to my question.

So Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer is producing a dating game show and it's gonna be filmed live in the mall. Why? Why not?! Anyway, Quint's ex-girlfriend is gonna be a contestant on the show, which is pretty much a rip-off of "The Dating Game". Quint wants to get back with his girlfriend so he comes up with a plan to fill in for the three suitors who are trying to win the date with the ex-girlfriend. Quint enlists the help of Jay to get the suitors so stoned they can't go on. The problem is he only got two of them stoned, leaving a third one (Gill Hicks) left. Since they didn't have time to dispatch the third guy, they go on with Gill. So here's the question:

What would've it been like if Jay did get Gill stoned, leaving a third spot open AND Jay had to go on stage with Quint and Brodie? That would've been fucking hilarious! Be like:

Brandi: "Suitor number three: describe our date"
Jay: "First, girl, we go back to my Mom's place, where I make her cook us some scrambled eggs, while that's happening, we smoke a big fat blunt! Then after the meal, we go back up to my room and BICKITY BAM!! We're fucking!! All sorts of styles, baby! Snootchies!!!"

Tell me that wouldn't be funny?
-Jason

And then...

Ladies of the 90s Tournament - Round 1: Julia Roberts (1) vs. Courtney Cox (8)

Previous results: The tightest matchup yet! Ashley Judd somehow got off to a lead against the 2nd-seeded Halle Berry, but cooler minds (and a full weekend of voting) prevailed, as the once and future BAP eked out a 20-19 victory. Click here to view the updated full bracket.

Julia Roberts


Comments: Teenage boys might not have had posters of Miss Roberts up on their walls in the 90s (or ever, really), but there's no disputing that she was not only "America's Girl Next Door" from 1990 until several years later, when Sandra Bullock more or less inherited it. She was the leading lady of the decade, just about as big a name as Cruise or Hanks or Ford.
90s Highlights: Pretty Woman, Hook, The Pelican Brief, My Best Friend's Wedding, Notting Hill, Conspiracy Theory


Courtney Cox


Comments: Ok, mea culpa. Any or all of the contestants in the current site poll regarding which actress got snubbed the most (go vote right now - it only takes half a second) ought to be in this tournament over Cox, notable for three films and three films only during the 90s. Even the Evil Zellweger. What can I say? The Boss influenced me...
90s Highlights: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Scream, Scream 2

Note: If this turns into a bloodbath fairly quickly, I might just end the poll early and give y'all a twofer, starting the next matchup later today. Stay tuned.


And then...

Mar 27, 2011

Stained Glass Cinema Sunday (#126)

BEGINNER

















EXPERT

















Standings:
J.D. - 47
TheGreatWhiteDope - 31.5
Dreamrot (smacdonn), simoncolumb - 7
Nick, Wendymoon - 6
Clive Dangerously, Justin, JLG - 5
Steel11Kane (Kano), BD79, Rachel, Mad Hatter, Stevee Taylor - 4
Jason/Daniel, David Bishop, Jason Soto, Andy, TheAnswerMVP2001 - 3
TJMAC510 - 2.5
Evan Derrick, Alex - 2
TonyD, Luke Harrington, Adam Ross, Anders, Dave, Big Mike Mendez, Nic Cage, CaptainRon19, Anh Khoi Do, Tom, Andy the Time Lord - 1

Here are the altered/actual posters from last time:













And then...

LAMBcast #61: 2011 Comic Book Movies

The Green Hornet. Priest. Thor. Captain America. Green Lantern. Cowboys & Aliens. X-Men: First Class. Conan the Barbarian. You couldn't possibly miss the fact that there are a ton of comic book adaptations coming to the screen this summer. James, Nick, and Dylan break them down with a little outside help, as we welcome Justin Fields, also known as Dylan's brother.

Also on tap:

* LAMB of the Week
* Trailer Talk: Super
* 3 (!) games of Last LAMB Standing

For the LAMB of the Week, we take a look at LAMB #613, Cinematic Paradox:


If you'd like your site to be a future LAMB of the Week, hit me up via email and I'll add you to the queue.




Music provided royalty-free by Kevin MacLeod's Incompetech website. Big thanks to Kevin for providing this service. The LAMBcast loves feedback, too. Either here in the comments section or to blogcabins@yahoo.com or to our Facebook page. Also, we're on iTunes, and would still love a review, even if it's a bad one.

Thanks for listening!
And then...

Mar 25, 2011

Poll results; new poll

Is it simply a question on quantity winning out? Not to say that Stephen King stories haven't been adapted into some great movies (Stand By Me, Shawshank, The Green Mile, Misery, etc.), but I was expecting a slightly closer race than this. Granted, he only received 31% of the vote to win the poll, but with 8 choices, that was more than enough to handily take it. Philip K. Dick nabbed second with 17%, and "other" took third with 11%. So, Other voters, who were your picks?

I went with Elmore Leonard - some great movies have beenmade of his stories (Get Shorty, Jackie Brown, 3:10 to Yuma), but I've even enjoyed some crappy movies made from his works, including The Big Bounce and Touch (you win a prize if you're the other person in the world who saw that).

New poll is about - what else? - the Ladies of the 90s Tournament, going on right now (and for the next few weeks). There were several names thrown out as ladies that were left off the bracket, some who could be argued to even be amongst the higher tier of seeds. Alas, cuts were made, some were forgotten, and some were outright nixed from the get-go. I've compiled a list of some of the bigger names and/or lovelier gals from those mentioned - who has the biggest axe to grind?
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Ladies of the 90s Tournament - Round 1: Halle Berry (2) vs. Ashley Judd (7)

Previous results: Sandra Bullock won, but perhaps not as handily as a one-seed ought to. Still, in a pretty sound drubbing, she took out Liv Tyler to the tune of 21-9. Click here to view the updated full bracket.

Halle Berry


Comments: It didn't take long for Halle to bust out in Hollywood. After being a beauty queen in her late teens (1986 Miss USA runner-up!), she quickly transitioned from model to actress, and within two years of starting her career, she was playing Damon Wayans' love interest in The Last Boy Scout. Even more high-profile (if not commercially successful) supporting roles followed, and by 1995 she was the lead in Losing Isaiah opposite Jessica Lange. Since then, she's bounced around between leading and supporting roles, but her hotness has remained remarkably consistent.
90s Highlights: The Last Boy Scout, Strictly Business, Boomerang, Executive Decision, Bulworth


Ashley Judd


Comments: Like yesterday's contestant in this spot, Ms. Judd was quasi-famous before she even started acting, known to America as "that other Judd" (aka the non-singing one). But she broke out in 1993's Ruby In Paradise, paving the way for some high profile supporting roles in such films as Heat and A Time to Kill (where, interestingly, she played Matt McConnaughey's wife opposite yesterday's winner, husband-steal Sandra Bullock). Then came Kiss the Girls, and her career of playing Women In Trouble™ in barely-a-step-beyond Lifetime movies kicked off.
90s Highlights: Heat, A Time to Kill, Kiss the Girls, Double Jeopardy


And then...

Mar 24, 2011

Survivor: Redemption Island Episode 6 Thoughts

* Well, that was perhaps the easiest Immunity Challenge to predict ever, right? Right as it started, I said to myself and my family watching something along the lines of, "Uh, Grant was a wide receiver in the NFL - this thing's over." What does he do next but score 4 of his team's 5 needed points to win. That shit was riiiiiiigged.

* I understand that Steve is a bit older, but not only was he also an NFL player back in the day, but certainly appears to still be in shape. Until he starts limping around like Rupert did a few seasons back, you can't convince me that he's worse in challenges than Stephanie, Sarita, etc...

* There was much eye-rolling going all during the entire Redemption Island segment; that's all I'm saying. Congrats again to Reese Witherspoon's bizarro brother.

* Ok, now that Rob was forced to show his latest hidden idol clue to not only Grant but also Philip, can I please get apologies from anyone that defended his bizarre strategerie regarding last week's clue?

* Call me an old fogey, but I had to side with Crazy Former Postal Worker Philip when it came to his lashing out at the two "beauty pageant contestants." Cute as they may be, and poorly as he has handled the situation (for the textbook case in how to handle it, see Rob, Boston), he's still technically right. Stupid, but right.

* Has Dave dug himself a hole unnecessarily? By more or less outright siding with Stephanie via his public blasting of Sarita, followed by Stephanie's outing, he's put himself on an island with the remaining players in his tribe. Sarita may not be well-liked - and the calling out of her wanting to escape being the goat was hilarious - but as stated, she is loyal to the clan, and that appears to be the more valuable trait at this point. Not that I care too much - I don't particularly like either of them, or really anyone from that tribe outside of The Human Sweater.
And then...

Ladies of the 90s Tournament - Round 1: Sandra Bullock (1) vs. Liv Tyler (8)

Previous results: It was an exciting matchup. Demi Moore got off to an early lead over Angelina Jolie, which slowly but surely evaporated, ending with the 5-seed Jolie scoring a minor upset over the 4-seed Moore, winning by a margin of 22-20. Click here to view the updated full bracket.

Sandra Bullock


Comments: Bullock became a star relatively early in the decade, first breaking through with Love Potion No. 9 and Demolition Man then cementing her status in 1994's Speed, in which she took over bus-driving duties and, in the process, captured Keanu's - and America's - heart (awww). Her girl next door looks and snarky attitude made her one of the most sought after actresses of the time, as she slowly took over the crown of Ms. Rom Com from Julia Roberts.
90s Highlights: Speed, Demolition Man, While You Were Sleeping, A Time to Kill


Liv Tyler


Comments: I'm not sure if Liv will ever escape the "Steven Tyler's daughter" label (rightfully) applied to her ever since her career began (starring in Aerosmith's video for "Crazy" to kick start her career probably didn't help), but she made an impact on the 90s, starring in the beloved teen dramedy Empire Records, and was featured as the leading lady in That Thing You Do! and a little asteroid action pic called Armageddon that we sadly can't erase from our brains. Oh well, we'll always have Animal Crackers.
90s Highlights: Empire Records, Armageddon, Inventing the Abbots, That Thing You Do!


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