All the homework has been finished, the polls have closed, the votes tallied. Here is the revolutionary Fletch Film Rating Scale (patent pending):
"You're the best...around!"
Awarded to: The Best of the Best, Most Outstanding films.
"It's in the hole!"
Awarded to: Excellent films
Awarded to: Very Good films
"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you"
Awarded to: Good films
Awarded to: Fair films
"I want you punch me as hard as you can."
Awarded to: Painful films
"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
Awarded to: The Worst of the Worst, Most Epically Bad films.
To avoid confusion, this legend will soon be posted along the side of the page. Accompanying any review will be a smaller version of the rating icon, along with the quote. At some point, I will probably go back and retroactively rate my prior reviews.
I only wish this was as fun for you as it was for me. Being a geek entitles you to cheap thrills every now and then, I suppose...