Abide by the new poll

You all are a bunch of softies.

The Swayze (when preceded by "the," it is pronounced 'sways') gets sick, and now, suddenly 9 of you choose him for a comeback over such American icons as JCVD (not American), Steven Seagal (not an icon) and Wesley Snipes?

Actually, he'd be my second choice after JCVD. I was never all that big a fan of Mr. 3-Word Title, so I surely don't want a comeback from him. (Seagal carried the 3-word title streak for awhile - Above the Law, Hard to Kill, Marked for Death, Out for Justice - before finally giving in and not so coincidentally making his best film - Under Siege.) Snipes has barely been out of the spotlight, either because of his legal troubles or the Blade series (it doesn't really matter). But even with as much pleasure as Roadhouse and Point Break have given me, JCVD is the undisputed king of unintentional comedy (action division) and has brought such joy into all of our lives.















For the latest poll, it's time to play favorites. Might be an easy choice for some, might be hard for others. Did I miss anyone big? If you think I did, you're probably out of your element altogether.

And then...

New poll

Bad news for Mike Myers, as even against lesser competition like Zohan and Postal, his Love Guru only managed to snatch up one vote out of 30. On the other hand, perhaps I'm one of the few (and not the majority as I had suspected) that thinks the Hulk redux looks awful, as the Ed Norton vehicle trounced the competition here, winning the poll hands down with 53% of the votes.

Meanwhile, I was the only person that chose the "other" option, voting for everyone's favorite misfit toy, the Charlie-in-the-Box. Don't tell me you all didn't love him!

















This time around, let's see which disgraced former action (and more) star you'd like to see back up on the big screen, winning good press and vibes via a Pulp Fiction-like comeback. Ought to be a, uh, fight to the finish.

I know...that was terrible. Boo me.

And then...