Return of the "King"

Every once in a while, your modest host Fletch will morph into the esteemed Larry King to steal a bit from former SNL player Norm McDonald (here's an example): USA Today's News and Views.

Today marks one of those occasions...



Is it just me, or does this Fergie character want me to stare at her breasts? I can't seem to find any other lumps on her.....For my money, there won't be a better film this year than Lucky You.....The more I think about it, the more I like Lucerne brand Cottage Cheese. There's not a better moldy milk out there.....Here's the straight truth from the inside: Branson ain't all it's cracked up to be. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.....Whatever happened to Nicole Richie? I'm gonna miss that kid.....How's this for your noodle: Premium unleaded gasoline is better than Regular unleaded. There - I said it.....Mark it down - Tobey Maguire will win the Best Actor Oscar next year. It's a stone cold lead pipe lock.....What's the deal with Libertarians?.....If I didn't know better, I'd say that MTV doesn't play music anymore. Kurt Loder - you are on notice, buddy!.....My prediction for the NBA Playoffs? Dallas over Miami in a hotly contested rematch. Book it.....I don't care what anybody says - George W. Bush is one of the smartest chimps I know, and you can't convince me otherwise.....If I didn't know better, I'd think the world was full of pirates.....When it comes to television programming, nothing tops The Price is Right. Rod Roddy can co-host my show any day.....Am I going blind, or did Angelina Jolie mate with a rainbow?.....You can't get more anti-oxidants than Welch's Grape Juice gives you. It's not possible.....



Thanks for stopping by, Larry.