Every once in a while, your modest host Fletch will morph into the esteemed Larry King to steal a bit from former SNL player Norm McDonald (here's an example): USA Today's News and Views.
Today marks one of those occasions...
Is it just me, or does this Fergie character want me to stare at her breasts? I can't seem to find any other lumps on her.....For my money, there won't be a better film this year than Lucky You.....The more I think about it, the more I like Lucerne brand Cottage Cheese. There's not a better moldy milk out there.....Here's the straight truth from the inside: Branson ain't all it's cracked up to be. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.....Whatever happened to Nicole Richie? I'm gonna miss that kid.....How's this for your noodle: Premium unleaded gasoline is better than Regular unleaded. There - I said it.....Mark it down - Tobey Maguire will win the Best Actor Oscar next year. It's a stone cold lead pipe lock.....What's the deal with Libertarians?.....If I didn't know better, I'd say that MTV doesn't play music anymore. Kurt Loder - you are on notice, buddy!.....My prediction for the NBA Playoffs? Dallas over Miami in a hotly contested rematch. Book it.....I don't care what anybody says - George W. Bush is one of the smartest chimps I know, and you can't convince me otherwise.....If I didn't know better, I'd think the world was full of pirates.....When it comes to television programming, nothing tops The Price is Right. Rod Roddy can co-host my show any day.....Am I going blind, or did Angelina Jolie mate with a rainbow?.....You can't get more anti-oxidants than Welch's Grape Juice gives you. It's not possible.....
Thanks for stopping by, Larry.
And then...
Today marks one of those occasions...
Is it just me, or does this Fergie character want me to stare at her breasts? I can't seem to find any other lumps on her.....For my money, there won't be a better film this year than Lucky You.....The more I think about it, the more I like Lucerne brand Cottage Cheese. There's not a better moldy milk out there.....Here's the straight truth from the inside: Branson ain't all it's cracked up to be. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.....Whatever happened to Nicole Richie? I'm gonna miss that kid.....How's this for your noodle: Premium unleaded gasoline is better than Regular unleaded. There - I said it.....Mark it down - Tobey Maguire will win the Best Actor Oscar next year. It's a stone cold lead pipe lock.....What's the deal with Libertarians?.....If I didn't know better, I'd say that MTV doesn't play music anymore. Kurt Loder - you are on notice, buddy!.....My prediction for the NBA Playoffs? Dallas over Miami in a hotly contested rematch. Book it.....I don't care what anybody says - George W. Bush is one of the smartest chimps I know, and you can't convince me otherwise.....If I didn't know better, I'd think the world was full of pirates.....When it comes to television programming, nothing tops The Price is Right. Rod Roddy can co-host my show any day.....Am I going blind, or did Angelina Jolie mate with a rainbow?.....You can't get more anti-oxidants than Welch's Grape Juice gives you. It's not possible.....
Thanks for stopping by, Larry.
