TGITDNMAR (5/9/08)

It's that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It's The Day New Movies Are Released.

This is summer movie season?!?

Speed Racer and What Happens in Vegas
Um...no, and no.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing (in the theater): 6%

Hey, don't shoot the messenger.

And then...