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Movies watched for the first time (non-theatrically) since last week:
I completely spaced out last week, forgetting that I had seen two films in the prior week that I hadn't seen before. And they both happen to be Bruce Willis films released in 2010, for that matter. Weirdness.
Red
It's the anti-
Adventureland. The marketing for Greg Mottola's 2009 coming-of-age tale apparently had a number of people thinking they were walking into
Superbad II. Many walked out angry (I loved it, if you recall).
Red, on the other hand, appeared to be a fun-but-mostly-dumb, over-the-top action flick, resting on the laurels of its one-joke setup ("Haha, look - old people firing machine guns and such!"). The sight of Bruce Willis cassssuuuualllyy gliding out of a vehicle and into a sober walk as the car spun out of control might have looked pretty damn cool, but was also apt to roll more than a few eyeballs (like mine).
So it's with great pleasure that I'm able to say that it was a great pleasure to see
Red. There's a knowing wink to the action in
Red that acknowledges, "Hey, we know we're doing some over-the-top shit here. But we know it, you know it, and we're going to move on from that point, alright?" And move on I (and it) did. Backing up a bit,
Red sucks you in from the start with its framework. Willis plays Frank Moses, one of those retired spooks that never even gets to live into retirement in all those other spy books and movies; he's the kind of guy that "knows too much to live." He's meant to keep working until it kills him or he's put out to pasture - should he ever wish to get out, he's to receive a response akin to what mob movies teach out (i.e. there's no getting out once you're in).
But Frank is out, and while he's not suicidal or anything, it comes as no shock that a globe-trotting spy is bored with the life of a typical retiree, reading books and doing crossword puzzles. So he rips up his benefit checks so he can continue to have a reason to call Mary Louise Parker's Sarah, a government office drone also looking for some excitement and travelling.
From there, the plot is set in action. As it turns out, someone wants Frank dead, and the bulk of the film is him teaming up not only with old friends but old adversaries to solve the mystery, all the while dodging the 21st century version of a guy kinda like him, personified by the ever-appealing Karl Urban.
Red is a blast. The one-joke setup turns out to have more ammo than it would appear to, assisted no doubt by a cadre of top shelf thespians, from Malkatraz to Mirren to Freeman and Brian Cox. A "travel postcard" transition device adds a unique charm to the standard action flick as well.
Fletch's Film Rating:|
 | Expectation:
"Darn tootin." |
 | Reality:
"It's in the hole!" |
| LAMBScore: |
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Cop Out
Ah yes, the infamous film known mostly for the fact that is was NOT written by Kevin Smith.
Smith is, however, wise enough to get my ears perked up immediately by nabbing 80s icon Harold Faltermeyer to score his film, immediately aligning it (though it doesn't look so hot in comparison, sadly) with such films as
Beverly Hills Cop and
Fletch. Hell yeah! The post-credits scene even goes so far as to play "Bit by Bit" (aka the
Fletch theme), barely stopping short of the part in the lyrics where Fletch's name is mentioned.
Cop Out has a few memorable moments - chief among them the opening "hommage" scene and just about any time Seann William Scott is on screen (in a bizarre role, by the way) - but is let down mostly by a poorly cast villain and a plot that hinges upon a valuable baseball card. Even coming from someone who still has a stash of cards from the 80s and 90s in his house somewhere, this felt like way too nerdy a device for a supposedly cool customer like Willis' protagonist. Besides, the chain of events that puts the plot in motion to recover the stolen card might just have you wondering, "What about eBay, dummy?"
Fletch's Film Rating:|
 | Expectation:
"Whatever." |
| Reality:
"Whatever." |
| LAMBScore: |
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Music I'm currently obsessed with listening to:
* I've had this in my head for the last two days and I have no idea why...now it's your turn.
Book I'm currently reading:
* I finally (finally!) finished the
Dahl Onmibus. Appropriately, it ends with a short story called "Bitch." That thing was a tedious read. See earlier States for my reasons why on that front. In short - excellent storyteller, bizarre, world-crushingly depressing stories. He could've written a two-word book rather than this 600+ page tome, consisting merely of "Humanity sucks."
Today I picked up two Elmore Leonard novels. I've never read a page of Leonard, and shame on me, since I love/like/have a soft spot for every single movie that's been adapted from his work. Even
The Big Bounce and
Touch, and no one saw or liked those.
I bought
Get Shorty and another one whose name I can't recall right now (that hasn't been adapted, as far as I know). I've seen
Get Shorty a number of times and love it, and I normally abhor reading books after I've seen their adaptations, but if any book could convince me, it's this one. If the book is half as good as the movie, it'll be awesome (and somehow, it will probably be better, if I can let go of the film enough to go along for the ride).
Things to Click On
* You couldn't possibly have missed the
Life in Movies blog-a-thon, could you? (By the way, I posted "answers" to mine in the comments section
of that post, if you're still baffled.) (Fandango Groovers Movie Blog)
* I pretty much picked away at
this post of Univarn's, but that doesn't mean it's not a good, interesting post. (A Life in Equinox)
* It's time for an
all-new season of one of my new favorite podcasts, Lee and Dan's Midnight Movie Club. I've never seen this first film of the new season, but check their back catalog - lots of 80s and 90s goodness to be found on this funny podcast.
* James caught Predator for the first time, and I was surprised and pleased with
his superb review. (Cinema Sights)
