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Jul 12, 2008

Fletch's Film Review: Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Where so many before have gone wrong, Hellboy II gets it right. Then again, it borrows quite a bit from some of the great ones that came before, so...more on that later.

Guillermo del Toro's Hellboy II: The Golden Army is that rarest of beasts: the sequel that bests its predecessor. By no means does that mean that the original was bad, but is a testament to all the places where II goes right.

Not picking up at all (really) from where the first left off, the sequel starts with a very brief introduction to Hellboy in case the audience hasn't seen the first film, then quickly dives into the new fairy tale - literally - via a reading by Hellboy's "father" (John Hurt, all too brief) of an epic battle between humans, elves and goblins. Young Hellboy (looking creepier as a child than as an adult, no doubt in part by having to find a child actor that could be molded to resemble Ron Perlman) is taken by the story, but really doesn't give too much thought to it.

Fast forward 50 years or so, and finally the unfinished story has caught up to Hellboy (and the rest of civilization). Borrowing more than a little from Lord of the Rings, it finds the elf Prince Nuada in search of three pieces to a golden crown that, when reunited and worn, give the wearer power over the indestructible titular army. As you might expect, its up to Hellboy, Abe Sapien, Liz Sherman, and the rest of the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense to stop him.

However, unlike most villains (superhero or not), Nuada is fighting a noble fight. Seeing the destruction and corruption that humans are capable of (a sneaky pro-green message), he sees himself as the savior of all mythical creatures, and fights for their rights and domain (and as Nick points out, is quite like Magneto of the X-Men comics/movies). Given this added depth to the character, del Toro makes us sympathize with Nuada, even though we know he's gone too far and must be stopped. (It doesn't help that he looks and sounds almost exactly like Tom Cruise as Lestat from Interview with the Vampire.)

Along the way, del Toro employs a bevy of visual tricks and treats, but aside from a few shenanigans (a Men in Black hallways homage here, a Star Wars cantina homage there), they all serve a purpose, adding to the plot rather than merely serving as candy in between the story lines. They also look mind-numbingly real, a feat that should not be forgotten even in this digital age. Not once is the audience taken out of the film by blurry lines between the real and the digitally created, and the use of, you know, actual actors in costumes instead of CGI characters drives this point home even more.

Finally, it should be noted that the supporting characters aren't just window dressing, either. Even moreso than the original, Hellboy's best friend Abe and main squeeze Liz are given story lines that enhance Hellboy's own arc, play into the overall themes of the film, and give hints of things to come in the sure-to-be-seen third in the series.

Sharp writing, spectacular visuals, beautiful, meaningful characters and a strong story - watch out Iron Man, you just might have met your match with the rock-fisted red guy.

Fletch's Film Rating:
"It's in the darn tootin hole!"



P.S. - this really didn't belong anywhere else, but the only character creation that I really didn't like was Cathedral Head. Whereas all the other mythical creatures seemed to mirror, or at least resemble, some form of nature or humanity, he felt completely fabricated and just didn't fit in.
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Jul 11, 2008

TGITDNMAR (7/11/08)

It's that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It's The Day New Movies Are Released.

Instead of creepy looking monsters, can Hellboy instead do us all a favor and attack the other films being released this weekend? Pretty please? 7 days and counting until The Dark Knight. Oh, and if you're interested, Big Mike is hosting a Batman Blog-a-thon over at his site - check it out.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Am I the only one worried that the series of James Lipton "interviews" with Hellboy will be better than the film itself?

Don't get me wrong - I don't expect this to be a bad movie - I just don't expect it to be great, either, and those spots certainly were. I'm actually a bit of a divided opinion on this. I hadn't seen the first installment until a couple months ago, and while I enjoyed it, it wasn't near as good as it was made out to be. What it and this sequel appear to be are vehicles for Guillermo del Toro to make bizarre, beautiful, evil playthings. That's a good thing, but I'd like to have an engaging plot as well.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing (in the theater): 75%, or equal to Ron Perlman's age. I keed, I keed.

Journey to the Center of the Earth
Brendan Fraser and no one else you've ever heard of star in this Jules Verne adaptation. You're dying to see it, aren't you?

Fraser pisses me off as an actor. The guy clearly has talent (see School Ties, Gods and Monsters or With Honors for examples), but seemingly is attracted to crappy movies like moths to a flame. Dudley Do Right? George of the Jungle? Monkeybone? A serious lack of edge seems to be culprit, no doubt influenced by his Canadian upbringing. Just once, wouldn't you like to see Fraser play a cold-blooded killer?

As for this story - I'm gonna hold out for the movie version of Land of the Lost (seriously - it's coming out next year and starring Will Ferrell. I can't wait to see the Sleestaks.)
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 6%...or equal to the chance that Brendan Fraser has to choke a b*tch.

Meet Dave
Dave director Brian Robbins must be stopped. The former Head of the Class co-star turned to directing and producing in the early 90s and, save for one project that I really enjoy to this day (Varsity Blues), is the man that should be held fully responsible for the downfall of mankind, if and when that happens. Let's take a look at a few "hits" from his resume:

Good Burger (director)
Norbit (director)
Coach Carter (producer)
The Perfect Score (director)
Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story (producer)
Hard Ball (director)
Summer Catch (producer)
Ready to Rumble (director)
Wild Hogs (producer)

Now, I'm a fan of sports, and of sports movies, but there's not a decent project listed above, sports movie or not. I think it's time we just attributed his Varsity Blues credit to whoever directed Friday Night Lights and put this guy out of his misery, or at least out of ours. He's about a step away from the Nic Cage Hall of Fame right now...
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 0%, or less than the odds that Murphy makes a third sci-fi comedy.
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