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Jul 23, 2008

Fletch's Film Review: Hancock

Most films like Hancock - blockbuster actioners - generally take somewhere in the neighborhood of nine months-one year to complete: three months of pre-production, three months of filming, and three months of post-production/effects work. Hancock technically is no different; filming started in July 2007, and there were re-shoots that too the production through May 2008 (thanks, Wiki). Why then, does the movie feel like it went from idea to finished product in the span of four months?

Perhaps it's because the story was around for so long (written in 1996), and was no doubt molested by so many people over the years. Though, if that's the case - and it has to be - then why are there so damn many holes in the story?

Hancock starts off good enough - a novel idea about a fallen superhero and his push towards redemption. There's probably a 24 episode sitcom's worth of material to be pulled from it, and the film begins well, with a child waking up the drunken Hancock, directing him to a situation in need of his assistance, and calling him an "asshole" when he fails to rise to the occassion quickly enough. But when the film attempts to tell us why he's fallen, why he's a drunken mess, it falls flat on its face. Attempts to give him any sort of weakness or antagonist (the chief components of any superhero movie) also fail, and pretty miserably.

What we're left with is a movie that features a gamey first half, appealing stars (Smith and Bateman, especially), and a second half that not only fails to capture the audience's attention, but drags on endlessly. Despite coming in at short 93 minutes, you'll be left checking your watch, not for the time in general, but to monitor any one of the several shots that linger twice as long as they needed to. You can almost see the director in the background making the "stretch" sign, meeting his hands up together only to slowly pull them away from each other.

Perhaps he should have just made the "cut" sign instead.

Fletch's Film Rating:

"Whatever."


P.S. - Should you still see this, be sure to stay for a few seconds after the credits hit for an amusing scene featuring Mike Epps.

P.P.S. - The film openly steals one of its main conceits from the Back to the Future series. For shame, people, for shame. If you've seen both, you ought to know what I'm referencing.
And then...

Jun 30, 2008

TGITDNMAR (6/27/08 & 7/1/08)

It's that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It's The Day New Movies Are Released.

You might be wondering what this post is doing here on a Monday. Well, I missed it on Friday, and this week's lone wide release is coming on Wednesday, so I figured I might as well split the difference and combine them both for what you see here now.

Wanted
Cubicle drone pulled from his boring existence into a world of intrigue and danger? Check. Smoking hot raven-haired beauty as a love interest/experienced member of secret society? Check. Leadership/introduction given by wise elder (of color)? Check. Special effects that revolve around bullets? Check?

Could this have possibly been any more of a Matrix ripoff? Why does this not bother everyone to the point of boycotting it? It's not as though the source comic came out before the Keanu-led actioner, so there's really no excuse for a 'remake' of the Wachowski brothers' classic less than ten years from its release date. Ugh, this pisses me off.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing (in the theater): 15%, or equal to the chance that someone like James McAvoy would ever end up with someone like Angelina Jolie.

Wall*E
I've seen the early scores from the fine folks at the LAMB for this, and let me tell you, were LAMBScores not such a new feature over there, I'd be crowing about Wall*E setting a record for the highest scores yet. The worst score I've seen so far is 4.5/5, and one person is even trying to give it a 6/5 rating.

My interest in seeing this has always been little more than marginal, but I must say, I feel compelled to see it now. I just wish Steve Guttenberg was on board.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 70%...and rising.

Hancock
Bad buzz, or just a lack thereof? Bad marketing? Confusing poster? Whatever the reason, it seems as though no one is hyped to see Hancock. I can't say that I am, either, but I am intrigued, and frankly, with Smith and Jason Bateman on board, I'll have a hard time saying no, especially when considering the lack of any competition this weekend (or next, really, which brings Hellboy II and, uh, Meet Dave to the table).
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 50%, or equal to the chance that I can get "Summertime" in your head by saying this:

"Summer summer summertime/
Time to sit back and unwind"
(Repeat 50x)
And then...