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Jan 20, 2011

Imagining sequels that will never happen (#8)

(For past installments of this feature, click here.)

The setup: It's a favorite pastime of mine to come up with sequel names for movies that will either never be made due to performance, critical response, or just because of their subject matter. Apply a healthy dose of massively awesome MS Paint Skillz™ and voila! Anyway, here's the latest batch. Can't believe it's been more than a year since the last one! I really gotta do these more often...

Awww, how sweet.

You're dying to see this, I know it.

Click the image if you can't read all of this one. Or just Let Me know. *groan*

No, it's really not.

Subtly but deftly named sequel, if you ask me. I think they could get some serious mileage out of this franchise...

Now that's just wrong.

Never forget The Swayze, folks.

Diamond M. Night approves of this sequel.

Doesn't this one sound like a sequel already, to a film titled Three Days?

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