You really got the guts to break up with me over email, you f#$k??!?!
Tell you what! I just made a nice compilation of your/our best scenes and put it up for download on (link that I won't be clicking on)
Oh and btw: This email just went out to your parents. I bet they didn't know you're into dirty stuff like this.
Cheers!
Your ex
Well, that got a laugh out of me, anyway.
5 people have chosen wisely: on "The most creative spam message I've received lately"
Man where do I upgrade to this quality of spam message? I'm still stuck on penis enlargement and illiterates. Perhaps there should be a spam trade up service for those seeking better quality?
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Interesting...
I think I'll get into the spam business. Seems lucrative.
Why don't I get spam like this...I just get emails from banks that I don't bank with telling me my online access has been compromised. Not only do I not want to be reminded of the banks, it offers no amusement to my day like a phantom ex telling me she's put sex tapes up on the internet.
I upgraded to Premium Spam. If you want the link, just let me know...
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