You really got the guts to break up with me over email, you f#$k??!?!
Tell you what! I just made a nice compilation of your/our best scenes and put it up for download on (link that I won't be clicking on)
Oh and btw: This email just went out to your parents. I bet they didn't know you're into dirty stuff like this.
Well, that got a laugh out of me, anyway.