You ready to have your mind blown? Four of Them's Simon is ready to do just that, all on the behalf of a movie that did the same damn thing to you. Double awesome.
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Okay, I know this is a heavily devisive movie. But shut up, okay? Because, no matter what you have to say about it, you must admit: it's the first, and thus far only, of its kind. A psychological, dramatic time travel thriller about growing up, mental illness, and...other stuff. Involving evil bunnies. Or whatever.
So, right, this point has been made across the board, I believe. So I won't get into it anymore. Because I'm nice. But I will go on about a different interpretation: this is a superhero movie.
Not a men-in-tights-holy-Korean-prostitutes-Batman! superhero movie. It's a real superhero movie. Neither here (Spider Man) nor there (Nolan). A guy with superpowers--the eponymous Donnie (Jake Gyllenhaal)--who, instead of embraced by the public, is mistaken for insane, even by himself. He's assigned a sidekick, even. Frank the Bunny, whose secret identity is Donnie's sister's boyfriend, pops up when nobody will notice, dispensing instructions in the most obscure manner possible. Actually, come to think of it, he's more like M. Yeah. M.
Anyway. Confused about his powers, he acts out long before Frank shows up, burning down a house and ending up on once-a-week therapy. But with Frank to guide him, in one month he takes down a pedophile/cult leader, gets his fellow classmates out of school (truly a noble cause), and eventually the world (sure, negating the previous good deeds, but there's some implied justice on the site), all at his own expense. He even has a superhero name. That is mentioned in story. How meta.
Unfortunately, the world wasn't ready for his special brand of schitzophrenic justice. He went either unknown, discarded of, or ostracized, until his ultimate sacrifice, unheralded. His life written off as a freak accident from start to finish, a confused ne'er do'well with no ambition. This could very well have been the outcome of dozens of heroes before him, and surely after.
Tomorrow: Fitz goes on a long, strange trip with Steven Soderbergh's Solaris.