It's that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It's The Day New Movies Are Released.
No comments this week. I'm coming in cold and going out colder...
Untraceable
Gregory Hoblit, the director Primal Fear and last year's Fracture returns with this remake of The Net. What's that? Not a remake? My bad. But seriously, this is a thriller starring Diane Lane and Colin Hanks about a YouTube killer of sorts, who posts videos of his victims online. Sounds ho-hum, but Hoblit has a decent track record, so who knows?
Fletch's Chance of Viewing (in the theater): 13%
Meet the Spartans
"From the makers of Epic Movie." Need I say more?
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 0%
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days
Those who have seen this on the festival circuit have nothing but good things to say about it. I can't say that I've seen much about it or know anything, either, but it's hard to ignore all that buzz. No, seriously, the buzz is deafening. I, like, can't even hear you right now, but if I could, you'd probably be saying this is a lame joke.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 66% (depends on if it comes to town)
Rambo
Here's the film I've been waiting 20 years to see! No, that's not true at all. I could not care less about John Rambo, but I am impressed at two things: first, that, like last year's Rocky Balboa, Sylvester Stallone directed this edition and second, that the first 1,000 voters on IMDb have given this an 8.8/10 rating. Sure, that may be consisted solely of fanboys ("fanmen" at this age?), but I'd expect a number of them to be overly critical as well. Stallone himself resurrected at 61? We'll see...
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 2%
And then...
No comments this week. I'm coming in cold and going out colder...
UntraceableGregory Hoblit, the director Primal Fear and last year's Fracture returns with this remake of The Net. What's that? Not a remake? My bad. But seriously, this is a thriller starring Diane Lane and Colin Hanks about a YouTube killer of sorts, who posts videos of his victims online. Sounds ho-hum, but Hoblit has a decent track record, so who knows?
Fletch's Chance of Viewing (in the theater): 13%
Meet the Spartans"From the makers of Epic Movie." Need I say more?
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 0%
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 DaysThose who have seen this on the festival circuit have nothing but good things to say about it. I can't say that I've seen much about it or know anything, either, but it's hard to ignore all that buzz. No, seriously, the buzz is deafening. I, like, can't even hear you right now, but if I could, you'd probably be saying this is a lame joke.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 66% (depends on if it comes to town)
RamboHere's the film I've been waiting 20 years to see! No, that's not true at all. I could not care less about John Rambo, but I am impressed at two things: first, that, like last year's Rocky Balboa, Sylvester Stallone directed this edition and second, that the first 1,000 voters on IMDb have given this an 8.8/10 rating. Sure, that may be consisted solely of fanboys ("fanmen" at this age?), but I'd expect a number of them to be overly critical as well. Stallone himself resurrected at 61? We'll see...
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 2%
