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Showing posts with label Quantum of Solace. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quantum of Solace. Show all posts

Apr 6, 2011

The State of the Cabins (4/6/11)

Movies watched for the first time (non-theatrically) since last week:
Quantum of Solace
There's a fine line between being stoic and being free of charisma, and frankly, in his performance as James Bond, I'm not sure where I feel Daniel Craig falls.

He certainly comes across as a cool customer - even when faced with the death of a supposed loved one - but, again, can we tell the difference between his cool customer and a robot? Craig plays Bond as a man with icy resolve, determined to get the job done at all costs, even if he keeps his employers at bay as to just what that job might be. He has the mental and physical tools - as well as the contacts - to get any damn thing done that he so well desires, and your attempts to shut him down are not even enough of an obstacle to as to get his ire. You and your political motivations and prancing about are nary enough to get a "Whatever" out of the guy. He simply...doesn't...care.

I was on record as not particularly being a fan of Casino Royale. To be sure, the Bond franchise needed a jolt of...something...following a series of cheekier and cheekier episodes with Pierce Brosnan's game-yet-smarmy Bond. His Bond might have been a ladies' man and a debonair bastard, but the cooks behind the scenes were either too numerous or were simply not paying attention, as they'd turned the character into a caricature of himself, his villains more (unintentionally) laughable than Dr. Evil. How bad a sign is it that the villains in your franchise's parodies are scarier than your own?

Royale re-grounded the franchise in reality and was an episode that I might have thought solid, had it not traveled slowly downhill since it's opening 15 minutes. That it ended with several thuds (false endings) and overstayed its welcome (144 minutes?!? Ugh.), I might have considered myself a fan.

Nevertheless, I was curious as to the reaction that Solace received. I wrote a post prior to its release in which I somewhat echoed what I've said above, wondering why everyone was so in love with the Quantum trailer. I didn't think it looked all that special, and my lack of love for Royale was partly to blame for that. Then Solace came out, and it was largely seen as a disappointment. Seems no one felt the same for it that they did for its predecessor.


So I've finally watched it, and...of course, I think I prefer it to Royale. Makes sense, right? Well, it's not as though I loved it, by any stretch. My feelings on Craig as Bond are above; the story is...I want to appreciate it for not being outlandish, but when it's revealed what Dominic Greene is truly after in that Bolivian desert...let's just say it came off a bit dull. Combine that with a blah Bond, no gadgets, no charm, etc., and you get a pretty unmemorable film, with but a few set pieces (the opera, the location of the climax) and some idiot's bowl cut to take away from it.

Then again, at least it's not 144 minutes.

Fletch's Film Rating:
Expectation:
"Whatever."
Reality:
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
LAMBScore:
Large Association of Movie Blogs


Music I'm currently obsessed with:
* A random Facebook status by my friend April with the lyrics to this song have had me randomly singing this happy little ditty. If you're not familiar with Nortec Collective (you're not, I can almost guarantee it), they're a funky little project. Not so much a band as a, um, collective of artists that have mashed together electronica and, appropriately nortec music (seriously, that's the name of a genre - a blending itself of norteño and techno) to make cool music out of the crazy oompah music you might hear in your local Mexican restaurant. I don't know how else to describe it, but I dig them a lot.



Book I'm currently reading:
* Last time, I said: "I believe next up will be some massive book Mrs. Fletch has that's a collection of Roald Dahl short stories."

Well...that's still on the table, but I'm putting it on hold in favor of re-reading a favorite from a few years' past - Chuck Klosterman's Killing Yourself to Live. He's my favorite author, and I'm leisurely working my way through re-reading all of his books (I might skip Fargo Rock City, I might not). It's been a long time since I read KYTL, so the specifics will be new again. Looking forward to this greatly.

I'd also like to thank everyone who offered me reading suggestions on Facebook recently. I'll be getting to those bit-by-bit, I'm sure.

Things to Click On
* None of these for you this week. First five people with blogs that comment get a link next week. :D
And then...

Nov 13, 2008

A little TGITDNMAR, a little news...

Headed for a long weekend in Dallas on Friday to spend some time with some friends. Will return Monday to Phoenix and to Blogland on Tuesday (most likely) with overdue reviews of Happy-Go-Lucky and Role Models. In the meantime, enjoy this brief TGITDNMAR, made even briefer by the scheduling gods, as all other comers are terrified of...

Quantum of Solace - I complained about this overhyped latest installment to the Bond series some months back. I still don't get it. This looks just as dumb as any other action film, just with more brooding and/or pouting. Waah.

I'm not trying to seriously hate on it, but I guess I just dislike the disproportionate amount of love it's getting (and Casino Royale got). It's still a popcorn flick, people, and I still don't care who is singing the theme song (though "Live and Let Die" turned out to be a song for the ages, so it's got that going for it).
Fletch's Chance of Viewing (in the theater): 007%...as if I could resist.

That's it! Only other release is limited, and that's Slumdog Millionaire, which has an even worse title than Quantum. But it's Danny Boyle, so I'm sure I'll be seeing it in time.

If you are indeed a Bond fan, or just a fan of good writing, click on this:


Have a good weekend, folks.
And then...

Aug 11, 2008

Hype I just don't get: Quantum of Solace

I need help. Someone, somewhere, please explain to me what was so different, refreshing and better about Casino Royale? All it took was for a filmmaker to drop John Cleese, stupid gadgets and a brunette Bond for the world to go gaga for this "new" Bond?

Was I the only one that thought Royale played out just like every other Bond film that came before it? Takes itself too seriously? Check. Accented villain of undetermined nationality? Check. Overly long, ridiculous action sequences? Check.

To be honest, my opinion of that film would have gone up about three shades had they merely cut the final 30 minutes from it. The sinking house gave me a sinking feeling, and after 144 minutes in the theater, my butt was already sunk too far into my seat.

Now comes a new Bond film for everyone to drop their jaws for. It comes complete with a sad Bond hell bent on revenge and quite possibly the worst title in film history (and yes, I do know what it means, though for the longest time I said "Solace" but thought "Solstice," which wasn't helping). Nevertheless my quantum of solace for this movie is 0.

And if you haven't looked up the title yet, that pretty much means I have no love for it. Can't I just play some more GoldenEye on N64?
And then...