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Jan 18, 2010

Fletch's Mini-Film Review: A Single Man and Invictus

Because I'm way behind and my memory of these flicks isn't going to get any better...

A Single Man
The worst thing that could possibly happen with director Tom Ford's A Single Man happened: he made a pretty good movie. See, in case you're not privy, Ford is, or at least was, known for being a fashion designer. The critical success of this film could have a disastrous consequence: other designers thinking that they can make films, too, and ones as good or better than this. I don't know about you, but I don't think the world is prepared for an Isaac Mizrahi picture or something from the Tommy Hilfiger collection. Then again, Sean Puffy Puff Daddy Diddy Combs has dabbled in movies and he's technically a designer, too, and the world hasn't ended, so perhaps I'm overreacting.

Even moreso than with Jeff Bridges' two-tone performance in Crazy Heart, I'm a bit baffled by the showering of love for star Colin Firth. He's most certainly not bad, but I have a hard time recalling an actor having to do so little for so much praise: Firth is stuck in one emotion (wistful melancholy) for the lion's share of the run time, and though the few outbursts are good, they're not that good.

Yet despite Man's shortcomings - and there are plenty, from a horrid ending to an over-the-top Julianne Moore to a sparse story - it remains an important film, if for no other reason than for it's portrayal of homosexuality in the early 60s. It's both a blessing and a curse that this can't be just considered a love story - that it has to be a "gay love story," but that's what happens when there are so few pieces in which to compare it to.

Fletch's Film Rating:
"Darn tootin!"
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Invictus
Speaking of important, imperfect films...

Director Clint Eastwood does himself at least one better than his previous outing, Gran Torino, by hiring two no less than professional actor for roles in this dramatization of the events that led up to the 1995 Rugby World Cup in South Africa. Of course, he still couldn't help but cast one son in a pivotal role (with another contributing some terrible songs to the film's soundtrack) and filling out the cast with local South Africans (who are tenfold the caliber of actors that the local Minnesotans in Torino were - or maybe their exotic accents are just tricking me).

Most likely due to my own ignorance (of rugby, South African history and Mandela in general, probably in that order), I fell somewhat for Invictus. Despite its myriad shortcomings - amongst them, those aformentioned awful songs, a draaaaawwwwwnnn out third act and some slippery storytelling - it remains an inspiring story that actually inspires: if you can watch the minor miracles that Mandela is portrayed to have accomplished and not feel like a slacker, then my congratulations (or condolences) go out to you: you've either gone from prison to presidency as well or you're delusional.

Fletch's Film Rating:
"Darn tootin!"
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And then...

Dec 11, 2009

TGITDNMAR (12/11/09)

It's that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It's The Day New Movies Are Released.

Incivtus
After the disaster that was the Changeling poster, what does Clint Eastwood do for a recent follow-up? He turns the larger figure around so that, instead of it seeming like Morgan Freeman is about to eat Matt Damon, now it appears as though he has a giant Damon tattoo on his back. Or something like that.

Invictus looks good, and I think both actors will more than pull off playing South Africans (Damon's blond hair was a nice touch), but I can't say that I'm excited to see it all that much. Academy bait through and through, no?
Fletch's Chance of Viewing (in the theater): 81%

The Lovely Bones
Saw this trailer for the first time tonight. Were it not for all of the advance buzz, I might not be too excited for this, either, but the word on the streets is that it is indeed great, and Peter Jackson has earned our trust for at least a few more films. King Kong was a strike against him; it wasn't bad, but good god was it long, and more importantly, for being so long it didn't excite much beyond being a special effects bonanza.

Bones has a certain What Dreams May Come (tell me there's a porn version of that movie somewhere titled Wet Dreams May Come, please) feel to it, and I'm curious to see what side of the acting fence Mark Wahlberg falls on after his recent misfires. Throw in that Rachel Weisz and that Ronan kid from Atonement and you have yourself what ought to be at the least an interesting film.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 73%

The Princess and the Frog
This feels like regression for Disney, and not just because of the hand-drawn animation style.

Whereas their Pixar productions (outside of Cars, perhaps) have been fun for the whole family, this one has Kid Flick written all over it. Broad comedy, simple characters, non-adult humor - yeah, I hear you, it's supposed to be that way, right? But I can't help but wish that there was more to it. Not interested at all.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 6%

The Slammin' Salmon
This is a make or break movie for the Broken Lizard guys for me. Of course I love Super Troopers, but Club Dread was fairly bad and Beerfest was worse (most people likely switch those two around). And of course I'll see Super Troopers 2 when it comes out. But this...I can wait for TV. On the bright side, early reviews are pretty good; it'd be nice for these funny guys to have another movie that's actually, you know, funny.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 13%

A Single Man
I have nothing of interest to say about this movie.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: ?%
And then...