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May 29, 2009

Imagining some more sequels that will never happen...

(For past installments of this feature, click here.)

The setup: It's a favorite pastime of mine to come up with sequel names for movies that will either never be made due to performance, critical response, or just because of their subject matter. Apply a healthy dose of massively awesome MS Paint Skillz™ and voila! Anyway, here's the latest batch:

Finally, truth in advertising...

















Could also be the sequel to I Love You, Man.
















There's no limit to Nic Cage's knowledge.
















If the movie had been a bigger box office hit, this would strike me as being the most realistic. In typical horror fashion, they'd probably keep the structure ad infinitum.












Complete with Gwen Stefani cameo!
















This one's really dumb, but I like it anyway.
















I imagine Zac Efron getting pigeon-holed and playing 17 when he's 35. Could be interesting...














This would make sister Neneh so jealous. Sidenote: what the hell, man? On every poster where I had to fake in letters from scratch, there was an "R" (here, Knowing MoRe, Public FRenemies). Making Rs from scratch sucks.


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Nick said...

Haha...

I loved "No Doubt" and "Eagle Eye Cherry" the best. Those made me laugh. Gotta love 90s music.

blake said...

This is priceless. Although I wouldn't put it past Cage to make that sequel.

JLG said...

No joke - I was totally listening to Eagle Eye Cherry today. Very funny posters.

Fletch said...

Thanks, all. Blake, I would put nothing beyond Cage - it's not a matter of if a sequel to Knowing could happen, just of what the title would be.

JLG - Please Save Tonight for me. Thanks.

JLG said...

As long as you fight the break of dawn for me

Nick said...

Because, you know, come tomorrow... tomorrow I'll be gone.

Reel Whore said...

Fools made me giggle, No Doubt gave me a chuckle, but I can't stop laughing over Eagle Eye Cherry!

I saw Knowing (review to be posted) and I gotta say, let us hope your poster does not ever, EVER become a reality!

Anh Khoi Do said...

Ha! ha!

I really like the posters called Fools (including the message next to it), Knowing More and No Doubt.

Farzan said...

LOL, those were really funny Fletch. Knowing Cage, Im sure a sequel to Knowing might happen.

Daniel Getahun said...

Brilliance on display here. Eagle Eye Cherry is one for the ages, and 17 Again Again just seemed to write itself.