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Jan 31, 2007

Fletch's Film Review: Epic Movie

Worst movie ever.

7 out of 100

(
saved by a 1, only due to one semi-amusing Harry Potter-related joke/sight gag.)



What can I say? We were desperate to see a movie and thought this might be funny. God were we wrong. All involved should have their careers ended immediately.

Oh, and I've seen Pan's Labyrinth, but just have not gotten around to its review. In time...
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Jan 30, 2007

Life, Love and Death in L.A.

Perhaps the title is a bit melodramatic. Forgive me...

There were 25 teams of three in the "Friday at 1 p.m LA Regional Qualifier" for the World Series of Pop Culture. Two teams passed the test to advance to the interview portion. One was a team called "3 M" that was made up of three individuals whose first names all started with "M" (Matt, Marni and Michelle, if I recall correctly). They wore matching sweaters with their first names stitched on the back, along with a fake flip-flop around their neck with "3 M" emblazoned on it.

The other team that advanced was my team.

The phone call letting us know if we would advance to the Sunday round of 8 (out of approximately 16 that passed the test overall) would come Saturday night between 5:00 and 10:00. So from Friday at 2:00 through Saturday at 7:00-ish (when the call finally came), we were stuck in limbo in LA. (If you need to know how to get around the LAX area, let me know - I'm way too familiar with it now...).

We were "unfortunately not one of the teams chosen" to advance. Weak sauce. We were (and still are) pissed. Apparently, we were either too "whitemaleish" or too "somethingelse" (based on the interview portion). I'm going to go ahead and hope it was the former.

In case you were wondering - the timed 15 minute test consists of the same 50 questions for all three members, totaling a possible 150 points. By our estimate (derived from remembering and cataloging [sp] the questions/answers) we scored 99 or 100 points. Your leader: who else? I scored 37 or 38 (depending on whether the scorers gave me credit for a first name only on a question where it was not stated if only first was good or both first and last were needed), and each of my teammates got 31.

I'm still pissed. Losing via not passing the test or getting beat at the pre-game on sunday I can live with (better, at least). Not getting a chance to lose? Frustrating as hell.

Maybe next year...
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Jan 19, 2007

Oscar nominations that MUST happen...

Adam Beach
Flags of our Fathers
Best Supporting Actor
How Beach was not nominated for a Golden Globe is criminal, and the reason had better be because Flags wasn't a mass/global appeal type of film that would appeal to the Hollywood Foreign Press. Simply put, Beach should win for Supporting Actor hands down. His only viable challengers are Jack Nicholson and Eddie Murphy. Just because the press has hitched their wagon to Letters from Iwo Jima and has a short memory shouldn't mean that Beach gets left out.

Rinko Kikuchi
Babel
Best Supporting Actress

Babel is a good film, no doubt. Not great, but good. However, of the three stories that interweave to form its plot, Kikuchi's is easily the most compelling, saddest, hardest to watch, and most rewarding. And whaddaya know - she is pretty much the only character onscreen during her story. Sure, others are there to interact with her, but the whole point of her character's story is to demonstrate how isolated she is as a result of (amongst other things) her deafness. She is the story.

Forest Whitaker
The Last King of Scotland
Best Actor

Okay, so this is a foregone conclusion, as Whitaker will be nominated. However, his inclusion here is for me to declare that he MUST win. His lead performance is hands down the best of the year, and a perfect role for Whitaker to play. Terrifying, charming, funny, disturbing, genius, villain, hero - he plays all of these roles simultaneously. Wow.

Others that really should happen, but I won't hurt anyone if they don't:
  • Children of Men, Best Adapted Screenplay
  • Pan's Labyrinth, Best Original Screenplay
  • Pan's Labyrinth, Best Foreign Film (if not for Best Picture)
  • Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal, Best Actress
  • Helen Mirren, The Queen, Best Actress
  • Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, Best Actor
  • Kate Winslet, Little Children, Best Actress
Nominations come out Tuesday the 23rd...
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Fletch's Film Review: The Painted Veil

A short take on The Painted Veil:

My feeling walking away from this was: painfully predictable, yet excellently made, acted, filmed, etc. Edward Norton is the main attraction (as usual) and was the draw that brought me to see the film. Naomi Watts (and Toby Jones, amongst others) are all excellent as well.

But it's hard to get over the predictability of it all. A key plot point is telegraphed to the audience, painful to watch in its obviousness. I understand the movie is not intended as a twisty, turny potboiler, but it was riduclous to remove any suspense there might have been.

The location (the rivers and mountains near Shanghai) are gorgeous and should be billed as a co-star to Norton and Watts. Despite the depressing nature of the backstory (cholera epidemic), the film might as well be a commercial to come visit China.

All in all, worth seeing, especially if you're into the Merchant-Ivory style of filmmaking (though I am not).

78 out of 100
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Jan 15, 2007

Golden Globe winners...

A month ago today, I took a look at the Golden Globe nominees and predicted the winners. Let's see if I should move to Vegas and become a handicapper for awards season or not.

Predicted winners in bold red...actual winners follow:

Picture, Drama: Babel, Bobby, The Departed, Little Children, The Queen
Winner: Babel

Actress, Drama: Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Helen Mirren, Kate Winslet
Winner: Helen Mirren

Actor, Drama:
Leonardo DiCaprio, Leonardo DiCaprio, Peter O'Toole, Will Smith, Forest Whitaker
Winner: Forest Whitaker

Picture, Musical or Comedy:
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, The Devil Wears Prada, Dreamgirls, Little Miss Sunshine, Thank You for Smoking
Winner: Dreamgirls

Actress, Musical or Comedy:
Annette Bening, Toni Collette, Beyonce Knowles, Meryl Streep, Renee Zellweger
Winner: Meryl Streep

Actor, Musical or Comedy:
Sacha Baron Cohen, Johnny Depp, Aaron Eckhart, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Will Ferrell
Winner: Sacha Baron Cohen

Supporting Actress:
Adriana Barraza, Cate Blanchett, Emily Blunt, Jennifer Hudson, Rinko Kikuchi
Winner: Jennifer Hudson

Supporting Actor:
Ben Affleck, Eddie Murphy, Jack Nicholson, Brad Pitt, Mark Wahlberg
Winner: Eddie Murphy

Director:
Clint Eastwood, Flags of Our Fathers ; Clint Eastwood, Letters from Iwo Jima ; Steven Frears, The Queen ; Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Babel ; Martin Scorsese, The Departed
Winner: Martin Scorcese

Screenplay:
Guillermo Arriaga, Babel ; Todd Field and Tom Perrotta, Little Children ; Patrick Marber, Notes on a Scandal ; William Monahan, The Departed ; Peter Morgan, The Queen
Winner: The Queen

Foreign Language:
Apocalypto, USA; Letters from Iwo Jima, USA/Japan; The Lives of Others, Germany; Pan's Labyrinth, Mexico; Volver Spain
Winner: Letters from Iwo Jima

Animated Film:
Cars,Happy Feet,Monster House
Winner: Cars

Original Score:
Alexandre Desplat, The Painted Veil ; Clint Mansell, The Fountain ; Gustavo Santaolalla, Babel ; Carlo Siliotto, Nomad ; Hans Zimmer, The Da Vinci Code
Winner: The Painted Veil

Original Song:
A Father's Way from The Pursuit of Happyness ; Listen from Dreamgirls ; Never Gonna Break My Faith from Bobby ; The Song of the Heart from Happy Feet ; Try Not to Remember from Home of the Brave
Winner: Happy Feet

Total count: 5/14

I will be keeping my day job. Ouch. My only (valid) excuse is that I made the predictions a month ago and not yesterday or the day before, which is kind of like predicting the presidential winner right now. Oh well. I will try again come Academy Award time (with a shorter window, of course).

And then...

Fletch's Film Review: Arthur and the Invisibles

It's pretty rare that a "name" director works on an animated film, unless he or she happens to be named Tim Burton. Sure, there's John Lasseter (the Toy Story series, A Bug's Life, Cars), but he made his name with feature-length animation, and has made no features that aren't animated. So for Luc Besson, acclaimed director of La Femme Nikita, The Professional (Leon), and The Fifth Element, to make a half-and-half (animated/live action) film, that's something that should pique your interest.

His film, Arthur and the Minimoys (dumbed down to Arthur and the Invisibles for American audiences) is a kind of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids for the 21st century, with better acting and (obviously) better special effects. Unlike the Rick Moranis starring film from 1989, however, the "shrunken" portion of this film is computer-animated, with a look and feel that can best be described as Honey... mixed with Besson's own Fifth Element (pay particular attention to the first group of "bad guys" that you see - they eerily resemble the alien thugs from Element. Even more impressive than Besson's foray into animation, however, was the original foray outside celluloid for this project - namely, that Arthur and gang first starred in a 2002 children's book (ad a 2004 sequel), written by Besson.

The story itself is nothing groundbreaking (grandson goes on a treasure quest to find hidden jewels to save Granny's house), but is done justice with excellent pacing and sharp casting. Freddie Highmore plays the live-action Arthur (and voices him as well), with Mia Farrow dropping by to play his grandmother. As for the voice talent, the producers went all-out, nabbing Robert DeNiro, Madonna, David Bowie, Snoop Dogg, Harvey Keitel, Jimmy Fallon, amongst others. Luckily, unlike some animated films where the actors personalities take over their animated counterparts, here the characters are as they stand, getting merely helped by some recognizable voices. Nice for a change. Also lending a hand is an almost Pulp Fiction-like soundtrack, featuring a number of the songs from that film, along with a contribution or two by Bowie and Snoop Dogg. Despite the films 50s/60s-ish setting (they never give a specific date), the modern songs work within the context of their use.

Coupled with Finding Neverland and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, this is another high point for Highmore (pardon the pun). Though 12 when this was filmed, Freddie soon turns 15 - time will tell if his career is meant to go beyond the level of "child star." For now though, Highmore, Besson and all the rest can take pride in the knowledge that they have made a kids/pre-teens adventure that should definitely age well over time.

80 out of 100
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Jan 11, 2007

Fletch's Film Review: Notes on a Scandal

You wouldn't think that a film about adultery, statutory rape, a broken marriage, a fatal attraction, and an elderly, borderline stalker lesbian would be a funny film. But you'd be wrong.

Notes on a Scandal
, a London-based drama starring Dame Judi Dench and Cate Blanchett, about a pair of teachers whose lives become deeply intertwined, is a hilarious film. Though I don't think it's really meant to be humorous, it's not your usual unintentional comedy (of the Karate Kid or Roadhouse variety) - in other words, it's not embarassing in its comedy. The comedy comes from the realness, the scariness of Dench's desperate character and the depth's that she will go to in order to earn the friendship/companionship of Blanchett's alluring "Sheba" (note: actual character name).

Don't get me wrong - the film is quite good, and more than sufficiently dramatic at times. It was obviously made by deft filmmakers - it's only real drawback is a story that is practically cliched in Hollywood - bits and pieces have more or less been lifted from a number of films, including Single White Female, Fatal Attraction, The Crush, etc. We've seen Dench's character before.

At the same time, you could say we've never quite seen a character quite like this, or a presentation like this. One of the more interesting things of Scandal is that it is told in large part from the perspective of Dench's volatile character. This twist on the classic stalker story
invigorates the film. Also invigorating is the score by Phillip Glass - with this and The Illusionist on his recent resume, Glass is cementing his status as a premier film scorer, adding to the drama at hand without being overbearing.

As you might expect, Dench owns the screen, though Blanchett is a formidable foe and a more than competent peer. In addition to the rarity of the film's perspective, even rarer is the drama with two strong female leads. (Bill Nighy, Davy Jones from the Pirates of the Caribbean series, and newcomer Andrew Simpson the only real male characters in the film.) How refreshing! Take note, Hollywood - with Scandal and the recently released Volver, that's two European-based dramas with females at their centers and males nearly absent. Women don't need to be relegated to romantic comedies or supporting parts to produce good films. Duh.

81 out of 100
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Jan 9, 2007

I wrote this post in Phoenix, therefore it must be important to Phoenicians

On January 8th, the Tostitos BCS Championship Game, brought to you by gads of other sponsors (I'm sure), took place in the Phoenix suburb of Glendale at University of Phoenix Stadium. In the game, the Florida Gators shocked the world (so to speak) by whupping on THE Ohio State Buckeyes, with a final score of 41-14.

No doubt, it was a large sports story, easily the largest of the night, and a shocking capper to the college football season (the game itself was wildly boring, but that's neither here nor there). However, what happened in the game is really immaterial to me. The thing that bothers me is that the story dominated the sports coverage in the Phoenix media.

The sports section of the Arizona Republic? A special full-color front page today, with eight (or so) pages devoted to telling the story and the stats of the game. Local television news? Stories left and right. Sports talk radio? The hot topic of the day, naturally.

Some of this does not bother me and some of it does. Obviously, the game, and news of the game, was the biggest story in sports before and after the game. That said, the coverage of the game (locally) went far, far beyond the amount of coverage you would expect for a sports story not involving one of the local teams. Why - just because it happened to take place here?

I don't get this.

If the convention center suddenly had a spike in stories about the Phoenix area due to the influx of visitors coming to watch and/or cover the game, I would understand that. But what I don't understand is why the game becomes infinitely more important than it would have been otherwise solely due to the fact that it happened 20 miles away from downtown as opposed to 300 miles away. Isn't it the same game regardless?? Coverage of the World Series just but a fraction of the copy devoted to the BCS game. The Stanley Cup Finals? Probably received nary a mention. One could argue that either of those championships are as big as the college football championship games.

I shouldn't be (and am not) all that surprised at all the hullabaloo. Another thing that irks me with great regularity is the sudden interest that we, the general public, are supposed to take with anyone even remotely related to the city we live in. If a soldier in Iraq gets injured, and he or she so happened to pass through Arizona on a driving trip when they were 12, you can bet that the news of their broken leg will make the ten o'clock news. When the US Open is played, Phil Mickelson and every other golfer who ever lived or went to school in Arizona gets their name bolded in the newspaper. Why should I care more about some random golfer just because he played a semester at Northern Arizona University or because he lives in Eloy during the summer?

That's right - I shouldn't.
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Jan 8, 2007

A rant in the key of E

Did you know that the list of top grossing movies at the box office looks like this?

1. Titanic $600.79 m
2. Star Wars $461.00 m
3. Shrek 2 $436.47 m
4. E.T. $434.97 m
5. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace $431.09 m
6. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest $419.65 m
7. Spider-Man $405.85 m
Box office figures thanks to www.boxofficereport.com

Wait a sec! That's right - this list means nothing at all! See, the lists of "Top Grossers" don't typically adjust for inflation. When adjusted for inflation, Gone With the Wind becomes the all-time champ (with $1112.2 m) - without doing so, GWTW comes it at 71st. 71st! What kind of a system is this?

I've long had a problem with the use of weekend (and total) box office sales (dollars) as a means of measuring success. Look at the other forms of mass entertainment media and their main statistical measuring sticks: in the music industry, volume is the KPI, with special designations at 500,000 and 1,000,000 units. Television uses Nielsen ratings, which, flawed as they may be, are still a measure of total viewers, not an arbitrary, inflation-prone stat such as advertising dollars. The publishing industry also uses total units, like the music industry.

So, the obvious question is: Why doesn't Hollywood use "number of tickets sold" as its measuring stick? The short answer is "I don't know." I can speculate a number of reasons, from the standard "that's the way it has always been done" (likely). Another possibility is that the general public responds more to "instant history" and is thus more readily influenced to see a film if it is amongst the "Top 10 of All-Time" as opposed to being "Number 212 All-Time in Tickets Sold!" (more interesting, but not as likely).

Whatever the reason, I have been and forever will be bothered by the current tracking system, and unfortunately, I don't know what can be done about it (if anything). I do have the tiniest bit of good news, though: this site lists all movies with number of tickets sold all time. The list looks very similar to the "Adjusted Box Office" list, as it should be. One can only hope that someone or some group of "them" uses some common sense and picks up on this method in the future.
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Jan 7, 2007

Fletch's Film Review: Children of Men

Though I generally try to avoid reviews and/or other "spoiler-ish" literature beforehand for films that I am eager to see, I generally read a lot about films that are in production or are just about to be released, etc. In doing so, not only do I get a gist of what the plot of the movie is, but most times, the same words or phrases keep popping up.

For Children of Men, the word "dystopian" is the one that stood out for me. Many films that take place in the future are described as such. Here is a short list of "dystopian" films that have been released in the past 20 years (from Wikipedia):

12 Monkeys

Brazil
Code 46
Dark City
Freejack
Gattaca
The Island
The Matrix series
Minority Report
A Scanner Darkly
V for Vendetta

A few things stand out with this list (and the full list here). For one, I like and/or love almost all of the films (that I have seen), even some of the ones that I would consider "bad" (Freejack, The Island, Demolition Man). Another obvious point is that they all take place in the future. However, not all of them are dystopian, which is defined as "a fictional society that is the antithesis of utopia. It is usually characterized by an oppressive social control, such as an authoritarian or totalitarian government."

Many of the above films don't seem to be dystopian at all: Minority Report, for example, takes place, in fact, in a society virtually without murder, that is not overseen by any sort of totalitarian overlords. It's basically just a story about some groovy psychics, their ability to predict murders (or lack thereof) and their imminent exploitation. The Island isn't dystopian, as society at large is not even aware of what is happening at a certain facility in southern Arizona. The only affected parties are a group of clones - perhaps it tells the tale of a dystopian subculture.

Perhaps I'm picking nits again. My intrigue arose from the use of the word in describing Children of Men. To make a short story long, Children is not a dystopian film. Sure, there are a lot of police onscreen, and the future is most certainly a bleak one, but that certainly can't be the only criteria to earn such a label. The film takes place in 2027, in a time where the youngest person alive is 18 years old, with the world's women all infertile. Why? No one knows for sure - it could be pollution, gamma rays, anything. But the film is about hope, redemption, salvation and other such "-ion" words. It's about the loss of many lives towards a greater good. The outlook for many is grim, but not all have given up.

Amongst the actors, Michael Caine shines brightest, stealing all of his scenes, playing the 2027 version of an eccentric hippie. Clive Owen has found an excellent vehicle for his brand of melancholy, and Julianne Moore adds class as usual. Chiwetel Ejiofor (Inside Man, Kinky Boots) continues his hot streak and path towards stardom, playing a freedom fighter (or terrorist, depending on your viewpoint).

Alfonso Cuaron, the director of Y Tu Mama Tambien and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (the best in the series), has made a film that will be compared favorably to such cult classics as Blade Runner, 12 Monkeys and Brazil, and it is entirely deserving of those comparisons, as it is sad, beautiful and poetic all at once.

91 out of 100

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Jan 5, 2007

Fletch's Film Review: Little Children

It's been almost five years now, but for his follow-up to Punch Drunk Love, director Paul Thomas Anderson has outdone himself with Little Children, a sprawling, ensemble film about the inhabitants of a Boston suburb during one particularly hot summer.

What's that?

Oh...that's right. Little Children isn't a "PTA" film at all; it was directed by Todd Field, (former) actor, and writer/director of the Academy Award-nominated In the Bedroom. Well, you could have fooled me. Based on the novel of the same name by Tom Perrotta (and co-written by Perrotta and Field), Little Children sure feels like a PTA film, perhaps minus some of Anderson's trademarks (pop-filled soundtrack, a Phillip Seymour Hoffman sighting, etc.).

The focus starts with three main characters (Kate Winslet's Sarah, Jackie Earle Haley's (The Bad News Bears) Ronnie, and Patrick Wilson's Brad) and spokes out from there. Sarah is a stay-at-home mom stuck in a fruitless marriage to a man she barely seems to know, living in a house that feels like someone else's. Part of her daily ritual entails going to the neighborhood park with her daughter. In time, she meets another stay-at-home parent, Brad, a would-be lawyer who can't seem to pass the bar, who takes his son to the park.

Through a bit of serendipity, the two spark a friendship that in time turns into something more that will dramatically affect their entire lives. All the while, the big fuss in the neighborhood is over one of the newest residents - Haley's Ronnie, a newly released sex offender. In time, he will "touch" upon the lives of many in the neighborhood, with varying results.

With little flash and excellent pacing, Field has made an excellent, haunting (yet suprisingly funny at times) film. Winslet, Haley and Noah Emmerich (The Truman Show) all stand out with their raw, nuanced performances. My only nit to pick is that the narration disappears for the middle third of the movie.

88 out of 100
And then...

Jan 4, 2007

Fletch's Film Review: The Queen


The Queen, the latest movie from director Stephen Frears (Dangerous Liasons, High Fidelity, Mrs. Henderson Presents) plays out a bit like a British Forrest Gump. The main difference is that Forrest Gump himself (along with Jenn-nay, Bubba, and Lieutenant Dan, of course) was a fictional character, whereas all of the characters in The Queen are real people.

Not only are they real people, but all but one of them are still alive (to my knowledge), with Diana Spencer, the former Princess of Wales, being the key "one" that is not. As it turns out, Lady Diana is the central character of the film, with the plot focusing on the relationship between greater England (headed by Tony Blair) and the Royal Family (headed by the Queen, naturally) during the days immediately following her death.

Though there are some issues with the "characters" (Blair, played by Michael Sheen, is presented as a bit too much of an "everyman" for a Prime Minister, for example), the presentation is crisp and almost documentary-like. All actors involved give a yeoman's effort, playing such well-known public figures in events that took place just nine years ago. It's one thing for Forrest Gump to bump up alongside stock footage of JFK or Richard Nixon - it's quite another for Helen Mirren, a Brit (as are all major cast members, save for James Cromwell), to play her Queen, who happens to still be alive. Daunting stuff. As is Mirren's performance, where she gives what is guaranteed to be an Oscar-nominated performance (and likely winning, I might add).

At the end of the day, Diana manages (yet again) to outshine everyone. The filmmakers handle the footage (real or otherwise) of her death with class, and she commands the screen whenever on it, which is often. And to think, she didn't even have to audition.

85 out of 100
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Jan 3, 2007

Fletch's Film Review: The Good Shepherd

What happens when you take a six hour movie and cram it into two and a half hours?

The Good Shepherd
.

Telling what seems like six stories at the same time (among them: the birth of the CIA, a father-son drama, a Spy Game-like thriller and a relationship drama), The Good Shepherd is what happens when a good premise (and cast) meet a bad editor (or director - it's hard to know who exactly is to blame). Odds are you'll be left with more questions than answers in what shouldn't really be a head-scratching film.

Though star Matt Damon has surrounded himself with pedigree names (director Robert DeNiro, costars Angelina Jolie, William Hurt and DeNiro again, just to name a few), you can't help but feel he is miscast (as is Jolie, but I'll get to that) in a role that calls on him to be a mute who looks somewhat stern and/or nervous throughout the film. Branching out of the "mile-a-minute-smart-aleck" role won't hurt Damon in the long run, but totally ignoring his strengths may. Good actor that he is, he still pulls you into his role (even as an anti-hero at times - all the more impressive), but you'll be left wanting more.

One of the larger errors was the casting and/or usage of Jolie. In a part screaming out for a lesser-known, lesser-established actress, Jolie is completely wasted in her wet blanket role. All the more odd is the strong start to her character, as she takes over the film (and Damon) momentarily, only to be made a whining ninny for the remainder.

73 out of 100
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