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Feb 27, 2009

Fletch's Film Review: Coraline and Let the Right One In (Låt den rätte komma in)

Part XII in my continuing quest to combine reviews for two films that seemingly have nothing in common, but are in fact about the same thing. For more reviews like this, click here or here.

Ok, so that's not really the case (and that's why there are no links above) - it's just a happy coincidence that brings these two films together in one post. Besides, I'm not sure what parallels I could make about a stop-motion 3-D animated movie about children learning to respect and obey their parents and a Swedish coming-of-age film that just so happens to be about a vampire (while not being about a vampire at all, really). I guess if I tried really hard, I could draw a line from the camaraderie between Coraline and her friend/not-a-friend Wybie and the mutually beneficial relationship between Right One's Oskar and Eli - but no, I'm not even gonna try.

Of course, they do share more in common. Both are book adaptations. Both star tween-aged protagonists, each in search of a friend in a lonely, potentially cruel world. And both are expertly-made films - one a painstaking technical marvel that emits the joy and devotion of its creators from beyond its inanimate surface, and the other a dual character study and love story wearing the skin of something much more dangerous.

The similarities pretty much end there, though. Coraline, while especially dark and written above the level of a typical kids' movie at times, remains a cautionary tale for all the children out there who are or were tempted to run away from home after being told to eat their peas and carrots one too many times. Single-child Coraline escapes to a fantasy world that turns into a nightmare world relatively quickly, but the danger was in her head the whole time (or was it?), merely there to teach her a fast (but important) lesson about appreciating her surroundings a bit more. That said, director/co-writer Henry Selick (The Nightmare Before Christmas) has crafted a fun, timeless tale with some literally colorful characters (Ian McShane's Mr. Bobinsky, for one) that ought to be enjoyed by multiple generations.

Let the Right One In, meanwhile, won't likely merely be enjoyed by scores of people but rather hailed as a modern masterpiece. It'd be best to go into the movie cold, but the quick skinny is this: Oskar is a lonely, picked-on 12-year old. He's had it, and it's not hard to see him becoming a Columbine-like tragedy within a few years should his situation remain unchanged. But then Eli moves into his apartment building. Staying with her guardian/helper, Eli just happens to be a vampire (who appears to be the same age, but is in fact much older). The two forge a friendship that's both unlikely and perfectly likely simultaneously, mutually benefitting each other and affecting the future for both indefinitely.

Set in Sweden, viewers that live outside of the Great Lakes area are bound to be struck by the all-encompassing snowiness of it all and what a large role that the setting plays in the film, especially when contrasted with the relationship between Oskar and Eli, which is anything but frozen. Though the cast of characters isn't fleshed out very well beyond the two leads and Eli's helper Håkan, the depth we're given on the duo more than suffices, and that detail is given even more importance when you remember that this is "just a vampire movie."

Full of memorable scenes (including what might be the best ending of any 2008 film) and terrific acting by its young leads, Let the Right One In is the best film that nobody saw last year, and I'm just sad that it took me so long to do so.

Fletch's Film Rating:

Coraline

"Darn tootin!"


Let the Right One In

"You're the best...around!"
And then...

Feb 26, 2009

Survivor: Tocantins Episode 3 Recap (live blog)

Wise programming move by CBS, selling an ad for the Beverly Hills Chihuahua DVD and for Ghost Whisperer right at the beginning of the show. After that, just about anything would look great. And with that, the episode three live blog begins!

7:06: First we meet Erin (Hairstylist), who I swear I've never seen before. Could be bad news for her; if she wasn't interesting before, what could make her interesting now except for being ousted?

7:08: I'm not exactly a fisherman, but does randomly throwing it on top of the water really work anywhere? Seems to me that you would either drag it or put it below the surface and then pull it up when there are fish above it. Do these people throw the bullets at deer when they go hunting, too?

7:10: Could we actually have two challenges this episode? It would appear so. Hallalujah!

7:15: Mmmm....golden corn showers.

7:17: Jalapao wins an interesting challenge in which the teams, blindfolded, had to fill buckets with water and then corn. Now if only I knew if I was rooting for Jalapao or not...though I think I am, as I see that "Coach" is on the losing team, and anything that brings us closer to his leaving has to be counted as a good thing. Craig T. Nelson, he is not.

7:22: That's right, folks..."Coach" doesn't just scream, he let's out "primal yells."

7:23: That's right, folks..."Coach" doesn't just tell everyone to not "go out there and trash talk everyone else," he immediately goes out and does exactly that. My hate level for this guy is at about 12 on a 10-point scale right now.

7:24: Sandy the Bus Driver + HDTV = Vomit.

7:27: Mrs. Eddie George has an evil, creepy laugh. That is all.

7:33: I don't mean to turn into Mr. Blackwell (R.I.P.) here or anything, but would it be too much to ask to get Sierra something to wear besides her striped dress/shirt thing? I'm just sick of looking at it. In other news, a good hybrid physical/puzzle challenge involving four foot tall cubes. I like it.

7:36: After losing yet another challenge, Timbira's "Coach" says "I'm through, I'm finished." One can only dream. However, Denny Green, in a confessional, takes chief responsibility for the loss due to weakness caused by illness. Somehow, I doubt he'll be the one to go.

7:44: Can Mormon Tyson ("Assistant Coach" to you, buddy) change his name to Sven, please? That's all I think when I look at him. He should be a staffer at the Matterhorn ride at Disneyland, helping to ease me into my tiny bobsled. Ooo yah!

7:47: Erin: "You don't want to look like you're trying to throw someone over the bus." Over the bus? Um, no. Try again.

7:48: Tyson: "I love seeing people cry...when you crush their dreams." Nice tribe we've got going here. Coming in episode five - murder! Perfect, since Survivor is immediately followed by CSI...

7:50: Jerry has HUUUUGE ears. That is all.

7:51: I'm curious to see who "Coach" and "Assistant Coach" really ended up voting for. With four votes, Jerry was voted out, with only one vote for Erinn shown, which was Jerry's. But I maintain that if the producers can eke any more drama out of a vote reading, they do - meaning that if there were more votes for Erinn, we would have seen them. Did Coach and Tyson end up voting for Jerry or did the producers skip a chance to draw out the vote reading? Of course, by the time I end up typing all this, I'm pretty much have my answer.

7:56: Fletch = supergenius! "Coach," for all his hatred spewing toward Erinn, ended up sticking with the rest of the tribe and voted for Jerry. What an ass.

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And then...

Feb 25, 2009

Familiar Face - Unknown Name #11 - Saïd Taghmaoui

Call them what you want - character actors, "That Guy(s)," scene stealers - I don't care. This is a regular feature where I spotlight one performer, whether they be longtime veterans like J.K. Simmons or Barry Corbin, or a fresher face just making their way up the stardom ranks. For previous FF-UNs, click here.

Today's Familiar Face-Unknown Name:

Saïd Taghmaoui

Where You've Seen Him (high profile): If you're an American moviegoer, your introduction to Saïd came with 1999's Three Kings, where he memorably played a sympathetic Iraqi torturer to Mark Wahlberg's U.S. soldier. Last fall, he was featured in a large role in the spy/political thriller Traitor alongside Don Cheadle, and earlier in 2008 he played a baddie in Vantage Point. (From what I know, he has a sizable role in The Kite Runner as well, but I've not seen it.) Also, he'll be playing Breaker in a little summer film called G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

Where You've Seen Him (not-so-high profile): Had a blink-and-you'll-miss-it in David O. Russell's Three Kings follow-up, I Heart Huckabees, as a translator. Romanced Kate Winslet in the Morrocan-set indie Hideous Kinky. Numerous French films (he's a native, after all), including the critically acclaimed La Haine, made early in his career with friend and collaborator Mathieu Kassovitz (Amelie). And in a possibly-soon-to-be-high-profile role, Taghmaoui has joined the cast of Lost; his second episode airs tonight.

Character Specialties: To American producers, he seems to have been somewhat stuck playing the sympathetic terrorist of the day, with his big, kind eyes making him too likable to be an outright villain. His Lost appearance is surely set to thankfully change those perceptions. (I'd speak to his specialties in French-language films, but I can't say that I've seen any, either.)

My favorite role: Despite the size and scope of his Traitor role, I gotta go with his Three Kings soldier ("What is the problem with Michael Jackson?").

Little Known Facts: According to Wikipedia, "He dropped out of school to become a boxer and rose as high as number 2 in his weight class in France."

On Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_Taghmaoui
On IMDb: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0846548/
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Feb 24, 2009

Burning Questions: Spider-Man

A weekend trip to Vegas left me with little time for blogging (though Mrs. Fletch and I did manage to watch 90% of the Academy Awards - yay us!), but I do have one movie-related query that ran through my little head this weekend.

Despite our posh accomodations (and 42" LCD) at the Flamingo, somehow, someway, the Harrah's offshoot manages to be missing something that every Motel 6 around the country likely has - HBO. This left me clamoring for any films, and TBS was left to foot the bill with multiple airings of Spider-Man. Of course I've already seen the film a number of times, but that didn't stop me from catching it a couple more go 'rounds. This time, though, I caught something I hadn't thought of previously:

During the climactic battle with the Green Goblin, Spider-Man has the Goblin down for the count. The little green man is begging for mercy, but simultaneously using buttons on his suit to control his dagger-wielding glider. He gets it positioned behind Spidey, the glider hovering with the daggers ready to spear, then, after Spider-Man refuses to help him, says "Godspeed Spider-Man" before signaling the glider to come in (fast) for the spearing kill.

Of course, Peter Parker's spidey senses tingle to let him know what's coming; he does a backflip over the glider and it heads straight for its master - the Goblin. My question is this: with the speed and force with which the glider was moving, and the length of the daggers that protruded from the front of it, even if Spider-Man hadn't averted it, wouldn't it have speared him and continued forward to spear the Goblin anyhow, as he was directly in front of Spidey with only a brick wall behind him?
And then...

Feb 22, 2009

Stained Glass Cinema Sunday (#27)

I asked last week if I could make it two stumpings in a row. The answer was a resounding yes. I didn't think I was going obscure on you with the 1994 Paul Newman vehicle Nobody's Fool, but apparently I dug a little too deep.

So, this time, I've put on the kid gloves. Have at it, folks.





















Standings:
Wendymoon - 5
Jason/Daniel, J.D., Fletch - 3
Evan Derrick, Jason Soto - 2
Steel11Kane, TonyD, Luke Harrington, Rachel, Adam Ross, Justin, Anders, Nick - 1

Here are the altered/actual posters from last time:
And then...

Feb 20, 2009

TGITDNMAR (2/20/09)

It's that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It's The Day New Movies Are Released.

Let's look at that acronym one more time. "Thank God It's The Day New Movies Are Released?" Really? With these choices?











Um, no. I'm not thanking anyone. Scratch that - I'm thanking myself and Mrs. Fletch, for having the foresight to plan our trip to Las Vegas for this weekend. Yay us!

(Of course, that still doesn't offset the fact that we planned a trip out of town on the same weekend as the Oscars. I'm a bad movie geek. Fear not, though - we'll still take time out to watch the show.)
And then...

Feb 19, 2009

Survivor: Tocantins Episode 2 Recap (live blog)

Live from the Fletch Cabin, it's time for episode two of Survivor, a show watched by approximately 20% of Blog Cabins readers. As for you other 80%, I suggest you do some calisthenics right now - stretching is the most important meal of the day.

7:01: Ha! I didn't notice last week that Sandy (aka McCrazy) was a bus driver. What a perfect occupation for her, and no wonder she's a little nutty - you would be too if you dealt with 8-year olds all day.

7:06: What is it, day three and the contestants are already voluntarily eating grubs? C'mon - little baby Jesus went 40 days and nights without food. I think I'd be fasting a little longer before I turned to the insect world.

7:16: I'm utterly shocked - just shocked! - to find out that Coach has a massive ego, said to be "bigger than Brazil" in a great line by Candace. Of course, her ego ain't much smaller than India itself, so I don't know how much stock to put in that opinion.

7:18: Well, Taj ain't winnin' sh*t - she moronically just told her tribemates that her husband is former NFL running back Eddie George. Buh-bye.

7:21: Sorry - is there a challenge going on? All I see are blurry spots where the ladies' tops used to be. Time for Survivor to be on HBO?

7:25: Joll-a-pal? Ta-beer-a? C'mon, how 'bout "Team 1" and "Team 2" just for one season? As usual, I have no clue who is on what team. Go...uh...whatever team!

7:27: Wait a sec - that was the Immunity Challenge? So, two weeks in a row with just one challenge? Weeeaaaak. What will they be filling the next half hour with, exactly?

7:33: Nice to see "angsty New Yorker" Stephen employing the Rob Cesternino (Survivor: Amazon and All-Stars) strategy, latching himself onto cattle rancher (and most appealing contestant) J.T. and selling himself as the goofy sidekick.

7:37: It's official...Candace is getting on my nerves already. I don't care how smart or hot you think you might be - please take your attitude (bigger than Guatemala?) and leave.

7:45: Coach, Candace, Sierra. Sierra, Coach, Candace. All of the above? Sorry, I just can't say that I care about any of them. If I'm gonna pick any to stay, it's Sierra.

7:48: Sorry...I'm bored. Working on a new LAMB Devours the Oscars post. Hint hint. :D

7:49: Ok, I've changed my mind - I'm outright rooting for "Coach" to go home. How dare he tarnish the name of the great Ernie Pantusso with his general douchebaggery!

7:52: Great - with Candace being sent home, you know what's in store for the rest of the tribemates (and us), right? You got it - Coach's ego just ballooned in size - now it's bigger than Canada. I shudder at the thought of a Russia-sized ego.

7:58: What a boring episode all-around. And a bummer of a way to end this post. Survivor - feel the excitement!

Survivor news at Survivor.com
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And then...

Important topic of the day: Bret's t-shirts on Flight of the Conchords - Hilarious, lame, or hilariously lame?

One of the highlights of my week has become anticipating Bret's latest animal t-shirt (or sweatshirt) on HBO's Flight of the Conchords. Every episode on the absurdist show about New Zealand's fourth most popular folk parody band, half of the titular duo, Bret McKenzie, wears a shirt like the one seen below - sometimes it's a panda bear, other times a penguin. Whatever it is, it's usually nowhere near as masculine as the lion you see here - nevertheless, the style is similar.

I can't decide if I should get a shirt like this. I don't care if it makes me a follower instead of the usual fashionplate that I normally am (rocking a fanny pack is still cool, right?), I just don't know if I have the cojones to wear a t-shirt featuring a baby duck or a kitten. After all, I don't have a cool Kiwi accent and I don't play in a band...



If you'd like to get some of these kickass shirts or sweatshirts (hint hint Mrs. Fletch or other members of the Fletch family), go here. Though I'm not sure if I'll wear it or frame it.
And then...

Feb 18, 2009

Fletch's Mini Film Review: The International

I just don't know where to start with The International. Should I spout off things I learned while watching it, like "Mega-huge global banks are capable of collapsing due to one arms deal going awry?" Should I chart the career of Tom Tykwer (Run Lola Run), which probably looks a lot like an "M?" (The other high point was his short that was included in Paris, je t'aime - brilliant.) Maybe I could rant about the stutter-stop-start ramshackle way that the "case" unfolds, in which Clive Owen's Interpol agent and Naomi Watts' ADA continually hit obstacles that seem to slow them only long enough for the dramatic music to stop playing. Perhaps I could wonder aloud why the 15-minute, way-out-of-place Guggenheim shootout was included in a film that includes little other action? Or I could wonder what happened to Felix Solis's assisting detective during said shootout.

No, I won't be doing any of that, as it would all be giving too much credence to a movie that deserves none. The International is a wannabe Bourne Identity/Michael Clayton hybrid that achieves neither the frenetic energy of the former or the despair and topicality of that latter, no matter how "banky" it may be. Tykwer does a solid job early on of engaging the audience despite the lack of heavy action, but the plot holes keep opening as if the monsters from Tremors were underground, and the bevy of paper-thin characters and "A ha" co-inky-dinks just keep falling through.

Fletch's Film Rating:

"I want you to punch me as hard as you can."
And then...

Feb 17, 2009

The soon-to-be (if not already) most overused song in marketing history...

...that I'll never tire of. That's right, it's Sigur Ros's soaring, inspirational, beautiful, otherworldly hit "Hoppipolla," my favorite song of theirs, and probably yours, too, even if you're not familiar with them (read all about them here, including what pretty much entails the meat of this post - stupid Wikipedia has the answers before I even have the questions).

Anyway, after seeing the preview for Disney's Earth doc for a second time - a trailer that employs "Hoppipolla" - I got to wondering, just how used has this song been in the short 3-4 years since it's release? It was prominently featured at the end of Penelope, is used in the trailers for Slumdog Millionaire and Children of Men, and I believe has been in a commercial for a video game. It's probably been in half a dozen other commercials that I'm unaware of - can you fill in the blanks? Will it's usefulness ever run out? I find that repeated listenings have yet to dampen its impact on me...

And then...

Tuesday's Twelve Tags #10

Last winner: Jess, with 6 points.
The theme: All the flicks were set in part or whole in Arizona. Gotten by Justin, and worth 5 points.

Here's the new dozen. The rules are simple: - I'm going to give you a dozen taglines, all you have to do is name as many flicks that they belong to as you can. Get the most and you win. There will always be a theme, though it's worth will vary according to how difficult I think it is. This week's is a bear - 8 points.

1. Just for the fun of it!
2. The time for revenge has come.
3. Breaking up is hard
4. The goal is to survive.
5. One man will stand up for what's right.
6. He's a relative nightmare.
7. Getting back was only the beginning.
8. Evolution Begins.
9. He's back in New York bringing justice to the streets...
10. Everyone has something to hide.
11. The Future Is A No Brainer
12. See our family. And feel better about yours.

As you get them right, I'll mark them as gotten and stuff. Good luck. No hints.

Standings
Justin - 3
J.D. - 1.5
Sea_of_Green, Jason, Shane, Jess - 1
Dead Pan - .5

Correct answers so far:

1. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (J.D.)
2. Taken (Sea_of_Green)
3. Blood Simple (Justin)
4. The Last Boy Scout (Sea_of_Green)
5. Walking Tall (Sea_of_Green)
6. Son-in-Law (Nick)
7. Back to the Future Part II (Farmacy)
8. X-Men (Nick)
9. Death Wish III (Sea_of_Green)
10. A History of Violence (J.D.)
11. Idiocracy (Farmacy)
12. The Simpsons Movie (Sea_of_Green)
Theme - ?
And then...

Feb 15, 2009

TGITDNMAR (2/13/09)

It's that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It's The Day New Movies Are Released.

Better late than never. Meanwhile...but one guess for the most recent SGC? Dwellers, you disappoint me - is it that hard?

The International and Confessions of a Shopaholic
I know it's a somewhat obvious point, but really - how perfect is it that a stimulus package for our dying economy is passed on the same day that a thriller about an evil banking conglomeration and a romantic comedy featuring an irresponsible spendthrift are released? Things could not have possibly been planned so perfectly; after all, these films were greenlit nine months ago or more. It would be like if the Kevin Kline comedy In and Out had been released on the same day as Clay Aiken appearing on the cover of People, only a hundred times more important and coincidental.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing (in the theater): The International: 54%
Confessions: 11%

You know what - up that percentage for The International to about 100% - TGITDNMAR SPOILER ALERT - I just looked at the upcoming releases for the next three weeks...and I think I'm gonna cry. Really, it's that bad. Just you wait.

Friday the 13th
Then, on top of all the coincidence, we have a purely planned release; that is, Friday the 13th on Friday the 13th. Really, though - this is exhibit A as to why I don't care much at all for the horror genre. What's it been, six years since the last sequel of the "old" Friday series, and here we are already with a reboot? Coming next year to theaters near you: a reboot of the remake of Dawn of the Dead. Wouldn't surprise me...
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 0%
And then...

Stained Glass Cinema Sunday (#26)

Three hints given and no winner to last week's SGC. The answer, of course, was Medicine Man, a film whose trailer always cracked me up ("I found a cure for the plague of the 20th century, and now I've lost it!"). Unfortunately, the flick itself was a bore. Anyway, chalk up another stumping for me.

Can I make it two in a row?




















Standings:
Wendymoon - 5
Jason/Daniel, J.D. - 3
Evan Derrick, Jason Soto, Fletch - 2
Steel11Kane, TonyD, Luke Harrington, Rachel, Adam Ross, Justin, Anders, Nick - 1

Here are the altered/actual posters from last time:
And then...

Feb 13, 2009

Speaking of Friday the 13th...

Scarier than Freddy vs. Jason?



TGITDNMAR coming....later this weekend.
And then...

Feb 12, 2009

Survivor: Tocantins Episode 1 Recap (Live Blog!)

The live blog returns with the new season. Let's get this show on the road.

7:00 First fun fact of the new season: Tocantins is in Brazil. Friend of Blog Cabins WampaOne is also in Brazil. Wampa, please head on over to Tocantins and cover the season of Survivor for us, ok?

7:01: So, uh, how hard would it be to hold a straight face as one of the contestants sitting in the back of that truck while Jeff tries to spit out his "39 DAYS! 16 CONTESTANTS! ONLY ONE SURVIVOR!" spiel? I felt bad for Probst there...

7:04: 110 degrees? Please. Come to Phoenix, babies.

7:08: An interesting but overall unfair twist to the game, as two players (one from each tribe) were seemingly voted out, only to be later told that they instead escaped the long trek to their camps. To the producers' credit, they didn't send these poor victims of old age and illness (respectively) home, but by having them even miss the brutal trek, they will be resented by their tribemates immediately.

7:14: Well, Probst didn't lie in his "ad" to Entertainment Weekly. Less than 15 minutes in, and it seems as though this is indeed a very appealing cast. There's much more to "Granny" than meets the eye, "Coach," while pretentious, is nevertheless interesting, and the down-home kid from Alabama seems much cannier than his voice might have you believe. I'm impressed thus far.

7:22: Ok, I take it back. Granny's a bit...uh...loopy. Maybe there is, in fact, less than meets the eye.

7:24: Coach, is that you?















Or are you perhaps the evil henchman from Road House (Marshall Teague)? (Good photo not found.)

7:32: "What's a pace?" Quote of the year thus far. Granny, thanks for making me look like an ass.

7:36: Is it just me, or is the Hispanic Kristen Bell pregnant? For her sake, I hope she is. Though, to Nick's credit (see comment in previous post), she is a dead ringer for Bell, if Bell had black hair.

7:38: 120 degrees? Please. Come to Phoenix -- er, actually, 120 degrees really, really sucks. Even if you're indoors.

7:46: Joe = Kevin Dillon. Army guy on the other tribe = Denny Green. Sierra kind of equals Blake Lively. "Coach" = Lorenzo Lamas. Sweet - it's the season of celebrity impersonators! More awkward and/or inaccurate comparisons to be made in the coming weeks.

7:47: I've figured it out! After Granny was shown going up to NOT a palm tree when told to go do a palm tree, it's obvious that she just has problems identifying four-letter words that start with the letters "pa." I hope she doesn't have to carry a "pale" "part" while searching for an idol or anything.

7:49: Jeff: "Sandy, are you a little crazy?" The quote of the year lasted less than 20 minutes. Impressive work, Probst.

7:53: Oh, sweet irony! Here we are on the first episode of Survivor: RachelTicotin, and a Hispanic female gets voted out. Rachel would not be pleased.











Survivor news at Survivor.com
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And then...

Survivor: Tocantins starts tonight!

Live blog a possibility; dependent on whether current laptop battery issue is remedied. Outlook: not good.

In the meantime, allow me to be the first to re-christen this season as Survivor: Rachel Ticotin. It's time for her comeback, baby! Who knows, maybe she'll be a surprise contestant! After all, she's sleazy...demure....zzzz...










And then...

Feb 11, 2009

I Dun Been Dardoed and Scribbled!

I'm about the worst partaker in memes that there is (outside of ones that I run, I 'spose), but I wanted to post this mostly as thanks to the two people who awarded me.

First, I have Pat from Doodad Kind of Town to thank. Pat, aside from being a valuable member of the LAMB community (as her soon-to-be-published LAMB Devours the Oscars post will demonstrate yet again) is a world traveler and a terrific writer. I, too, am humbled with my reception of the Premios Dardos award. I'd like to thank Premios Dardos, too, but he or she is apparently a bit of an enigma. Here's the details:

“The Dardos Award is given for recognition of cultural, ethical, literary, and personal values transmitted in the form of creative and original writing. These stamps were created with the intention of promoting fraternization between bloggers, a way of showing affection and gratitude for work that adds value to the Web.”

You hear that? I add value to the web! I always knew being a frugal shopper would pay off.

Secondly, my appreciation goes out to Princess Fire and Music (who should be a LAMB but somehow isn't yet), who awarded me with the Superior Scribbler Award. I'm not exactly sure what the award is for, but if you click the link below, you'll have helped me follow at least some of the rules, and you'll learn a bit about it in the meantime.

1. Name five other Superior Scribblers to receive this award.
2. Link to the author and name of the blog that gave you the award.
3. Display the award on your blog with this LINK which explains the award.
4. Click on the award at the bottom of the link and add your name to the bottom of the list.
5. Post the rules.

Oh well - three out of five ain't bad. However, in lieu of forwarding on these awards to 5-10 more folks, I think I'll ponder a bit and hand out some of my own awards in the near future (like I did here before).

As for Deadpan's tagging me with his Mancrush meme, and whoever tagged me with the 20 Actresses meme (I think it was J.D.)...well, I'm seriously thinking about starting them...soon. ;)
And then...

Feb 10, 2009

Poll results; new poll

My favorite part of the last poll? That someone actually answered the option that read "Beats the crap outta me - I only came here via a Google Image Search." I can only hope that it really was someone that came here that way and not someone else just having fun with my options.

Anyway, thanks for providing me with some meta-feedback. I need that every now and then...though I will not be starting that wood whittling blog that two people suggested. I said "Good day!"

The new poll is up. With the new season of Survivor starting in just two days, and with my recaps (apparently) being a popular feature, I'll be doing them again. But I'm curious as to what percentage of readers here actually watch the show. I can't imagine it being more than 20%. We'll see...
And then...

Tuesday's Twelve Tags #9

Has "Guess the theme" overtaken "Guess the tagline" in T-cubed? Perhaps, and perhaps even more that that's by design - after all, no one can easily attain the answer to the theme. Anyway, after two weeks of difficult themes (one in which I stumped you all, the other in which I practically gave it away), I'm making this week's a tad easier. Good luck

Here's the new dozen. The rules are simple: - I'm going to give you a dozen taglines, all you have to do is name as many flicks that they belong to as you can. Get the most and you win. There will always be a theme, though it's worth will vary according to how difficult I think it is. This week's theme is fairly easy, so it's worth 5 points.

1. Only their mother can tell them apart.
2. The Voice of a Generation
3. Sex. Murder. Betrayal. Everything that makes life worth living.
4. Friends are the people who let you be yourself... and never let you forget it.
5. A family on the verge of a breakdown
6. Terry Griffith is about to go where no woman has gone before.
7. To save his planet, an alien must find a woman on Earth to have his baby. There's just one problem.
8. Keep on Moppin' in the Free world.
9. Do you hate spiders? Do you really hate spiders? Well they don't like you either
10. It is not the fall that kills you
11. Everybody loved him... Everybody disappeared.
12. You can't stop the thunder.

As you get them right, I'll mark them as gotten and stuff. Good luck. No hints.

Standings
Justin - 3
J.D. - 1.5
Sea_of_Green, Jason, Shane - 1
Dead Pan - .5

Correct answers so far:

1. Twins (J.D.)
2. Pump Up the Volume (Jess)
3. U-Turn (Jess)
4. Waiting to Exhale (Jess)
5. Little Miss Sunshine (J.D.)
6. Just One of the Guys (Shane)
7. What Planet Are You From? (Shane)
8. Joe Dirt (Jess)
9. Eight-Legged Freaks (Dreamrot)
10. Terminal Velocity (Jess)
11. Jerry Maguire (Jess)
12. Day of Thunder (Shane)
And then...

Feb 9, 2009

Fletch's Film Review: Revolutionary Road

I swear it's been a month since I saw Revolutionary Road in the theater. In the time since, I've seen plenty written about the film, good and bad. There's been talk of Kate Winslet getting wildly snubbed, Michael Shannon getting recognition for a fine performance and/or hammered for playing a terribly-written role, and director Sam Mendes getting alternately praised or lambasted for his second trip into suburbia, following American Beauty. Me, I'm torn. The intellectual in me wants to delve deep into the symbolism of this, that and the other, all the while deconstructing the screenplay line-by-line, to get to the essence of Mendes' film. But the popcorn-stuffing idiot in me wants to say "Good effing god, why would anyone want to watch a two-hour argument?"

In the end, the idiot won this time. And so, I deliver unto you the soon-to-be-famous Fletch's Stick Figure Synopsis. Enjoy.






Fletch's Film Rating:

"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
And then...

Feb 8, 2009

Stained Glass Cinema Sunday (#25)

Stained Glass Wendy has overtaken the game, as she's the winner of the last two, and three of the last four SGCs.

In other news, what do you think - do you like hints, or should I leave you all to you own devices and if I stump you, then I stump you?



















Standings:
Wendymoon - 5
Jason/Daniel, J.D. - 3
Evan Derrick, Jason Soto - 2
Steel11Kane, TonyD, Luke Harrington, Rachel, Adam Ross, Justin, Anders, Nick, Fletch - 1

Here are the altered/actual posters from last time:

And then...

Feb 7, 2009

TGITDNMAR (2/6/09)

It's that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It's The Day New Movies Are Released.

Right about here, I normally bitch about the movies you seen below or give some other theory on what's happening and what I like or don't like. But today, I'm mixing it up a bit.

Seeing as how this is a (mostly) movie blog, I don't talk about music much (or MuchMusic, for that matter). But music is a big part of my life (roughly 8 hours a day worth), and I have what I would consider to be varied, electric tastes (to see them a sampling, click here). Such tastes make me a perfect match, then, for DeVotchKa, whom Mrs. Fletch and I saw Thursday night.

If I had to pick my favorite band of the last 3-5 years, DeVotchKa would be it. For having just four main players, they manage to put on a carnival for your ears, with each musician playing at least two instruments at one time or another. Most impressive is their full-time violinist, who also played accordian, guitar, trumpet, piano, and god knows what else. Amazing. Another highlight is the tuba adorned with blue LED Christmas lights, which with a concert's normal lighting and the dark-painted walls of the venue make for a haunting sight.

Made most famous by the Little Miss Sunshine soundtrack, in which they took several tracks from their "How It Ends" LP and mixed them around to form something new, the Denver-based band's sound is a mish-mash of styles, evoking everything from folk and punk to French, Spanish, Russian and even Gypsy. I'd been waiting a good 2-3 years for them to return to Phoenix (no surprise, I think they're more popular in Europe than they are stateside), but it was more than worth it. For just $34.00 total, we got to catch them playing a small venue (<500 people).

Their YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Devotchka.
And here's their main site: http://devotchka.net/.

On to the crappy new releases!

The Pink Panther 2
L.A. Story. The Jerk. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Roxanne. ¡Three Amigos! My Blue Heaven. Little Shop of Horrors. Planes, Trains and Automobiles. The Man with Two Brains.

Bowfinger. Novocaine. Cheaper by the Dozen. Cheapen by the Dozen 2. The Pink Panther. The Pink Panther 2. Shopgirl. Bringing Down the House.

If I were Eddie Murphy, I'd be pissed. Seriously pissed! He takes a lot of sh*t (and rightfully so) for turning a brilliant career into garbage, but just what the hell has Martin done for us lately? Chevy Chase deserves some redemption too, damnit (Fletch 3? Please?). What a damn shame. Only Bill Murray can hang his hat high these days, though even Billy Crystal was smart enough to walk away (pushed out?) when his career was headed for the dumper.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing (in the theater): Zehro% (To be said with a French accent.)

Push
Oh look! The Matrix and Jumper had a kid. Awesome.

Really, though, you should check out the Wiki page for this flick, which goes into heavy detail regarding the different kinds of people with special powers in this action flick. They include Pushers, Bleeders, Shadows, Shifters, Sniffs, Stitchers, etc. Ugh...consider me an Ignorer.*

* If proven wrong, I'm more than willing to be late to the party on this one. Should the reviews come in good, you can easily double or triple this percentage.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 23%

And now, we enter the speed round...

He's Just Not That Into You
I'm just not that into this.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 0%







Fanboys
Why has this not been marketed...at all? It looks like the stars are mostly lesser-knowns (though they include Jay Baruchel and Balls of Fury star Dan Fogler), but the cameos are plentiful: Seth Rogen, Billy Dee Williams, Carrie Fisher, Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, William Shatner...the list goes on and on.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 50%


Coraline
Saw this last night, so...
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 100%

And then...