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Nov 29, 2008

Fletch's Film Review: Slumdog Millionaire

There's a certain je ne sais quoi I find myself noticing every time I watch a new Danny Boyle-directed film. Many directors have trademark qualities that even a novice film geek could pick up on, from Quentin Tarantino's rapid-fire pop culture-inflected dialogue to Martin Scorcese's Rolling Stones'-tinged gangster flicks, but Boyle has never seemed to have a weakness for any particular style or trademark. Perhaps they've always been there and it's just taken me seven films to notice, but there are definitely some shared traits - among them the use of uptempo electronica, messages of hope and the featuring of a charismatic male lead. Taken on their own, they are vague, indistinguishable traits - after all, lots of films might have those things in common. But after Trainspotting, A Life Less Ordinary, The Beach, 28 Days Later..., and now with Slumdog Millionaire, it's clear that the Boyle Brand has been established.

The design of the poster and the second half of the title should make it spoiler-free to mention that the game show Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? plays a large part in the film's plot. What's not so obvious, though, is just how simple, yet brilliant, its involvement is. We're given the life story of Jamal Malik - the titular slumdog (think dirt poor folk) - in flashback fashion, but unlike your typical "start in the present and just jump back to the past and stay there" style, a curveball is thrown. We know from the start that Jamal is featured on the game show; what we get is his life as told by the reasons why he knows the answers that he does.

It doesn't even matter that his story - past or present - isn't wildly original or that the characters are stock (think Blood Diamond + Moulin Rouge minus the singing, with a dash of The Usual Suspects thrown in for good measure). The acting by the almost-entirely Indian born cast (star Dev Patel is U.K.-born) is fantastic, particularly by the two sets of children that play Jamal and his older brother Salim at various ages, and Boyle tells the story with such verve that you won't care if you know where the tale is headed. As a bonus, we get a terrific M.I.A.-heavy soundtrack by A.R. Rahman and an appearance by my favorite Indian-born actor (and potential FF-UN), Irfan Khan.

Fletch's Film Rating:

"It's in the hole!"


Two additional unrelated thoughts:

* It probably has more to do with the content than the love for the film, but I don't think I've ever seen so much of an audience stay to watch an end credits sequence where there was no additional footage (of the plot variety, at least) involved. The musical number that plays is energetic, cheesy, great to look at from a design standpoint, and just a lot of fun. Be sure not to rush out too soon.

* I never noticed it until now, but Boyle hasn't written a single one of his films. This isn't all that shocking, but I guess I just thought of him as more of a writer-director than as a director-for-hire. I shouldn't have necessarily thought this, since I'm well aware that both Trainspotting and The Beach were adapted from novels (for starters), it's just something I noticed while researching. Whatever.
And then...

Nov 25, 2008

Ron Howard's an idiot.

Am I the only one that thinks that:

THIS

PLUS

=


?

What a lost opportunity...
And then...

Nov 23, 2008

Fletch's Film Review: Happy-Go-Lucky

Do you know anyone that's just so cheery and bouncy all the time that you just want to smack them in the face? Someone that seems so unfathomably glad to be alive that you could swear that they molest puppies at night?

Well, meet Poppy. She's the embodiment of that person. Nothing gets her down and, amazingly, she never does have that "down time" that you'd expect form someone like this. She's "on" all the time. And wouldn't you know it? I wanted to slap her sad.

It's been said elsewhere that the possible purpose for, or at least unintended result of Happy-Go-Lucky is that of a barometer for the audience. Are you an optimist or pessimist? A sunshine person that sees something of themselves in Poppy, or an angry, paranoid driving instructor, like the one excellently played by Eddie Marsan. Odds are, you're somewhere in the middle, as you likely don't identify with either end of the personality spectrum; instead, perhaps you see more of yourself in Poppy's roommate or sister.

Unfortunately, which character I related to the most wasn't on the forefront of my mind as I watched Happy. Instead, I was wondering when the story would start. While it may serve as a terrific character study, the film almost literally goes nowhere, instead lackadaisically opting to show the audience unrelated and/or unimportant events in Poppy's life, tied together by nothing more than editing. Will Poppy turn Scott the driving instructor's black heart into gold, watching it grow three sizes that day? Will Poppy's mood be dampened by her other younger sister, married (with children on the way) and pushing for Poppy's life to mirror her own? Will Poppy ever find true love?

Outside of the dynamic, somewhat-intense relationship between her and Scott, I didn't care. And once that subplot played out to its conclusion, the rest of the film played out like air being let out of a balloon. Pfffftt.

Fletch's Film Rating:

"Whatever."


A final note:

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: Eddie Marsan for Best Supporting Actor. The odd-looking, future FF-UN Marsan (V for Vendetta, Hancock) is truly captivating as a sad, bitter man who is so cold that one of those outdoor heaters wouldn't even stand a chance at melting him. He disappears into the role of Poppy's driving instructor and nemesis, with a final standoff that acts as one of the best displays of acting you'll see this year.
And then...

Nov 20, 2008

Is it just me?

I've seen the trailer for Doubt a lot lately. Looks good, but whatever.

I keep noticing the following scene, where Meryl Streep's EVIL NUN FROM HELL shows how cruel she is by removing an instrument of fun (or something) from a student's head. To wit:






Looks at first like an iPod, right?

Then, as she pulls the whole...device out, it looks maybe less like an iPod and more like a Walkman. Just one problem. Doubt is set in 1964. The original Walkman was released in 1979.

I showed this to my parents (who were in their twenties in 1964) and asked them if I was going crazy thinking that their was nothing like this at that time. Here's a closer look:


A transistor radio perhaps? Maybe, but they weren't portable (at least, not with headphones) in the 60s.

I want answers, people. I have serious...doubt as to the accuracy and integrity of this whole cockamamie production now.

The full trailer can be seen here.
And then...

Stained Glass Cinema #16

Congrats to Wendymoon for getting GoldenEye, though I think she inadvertently sent THN into a deep, spiraling depression.

This one...is really easy...if you just think about it for a bit. That's all I'll say for now.

























Standings:
Jason/Daniel - 3
Evan Derrick - 2
Jason Soto - 2
Steel11Kane, TonyD, Luke Harrington, Rachel, Adam Ross, Justin, Wendymoon, Fletch - 1

Per Nick's special request ;) , here's the altered/actual posters from last time out.

And then...

Nov 19, 2008

Fletch's Film Review: Role Models

"Fezzik, are there spoilers ahead?"

"If there are, we'll all be dead!"

(Perhaps that isn't the best warning. Then again, there were rocks ahead, and neither Fezzik nor Inigo died. Anyway, on to the review.)

Role Models is the kind of movie that I want to hate. I really do. Before it's five minutes in, you already know how the story will generally go. Loosey-goosey fun guy Wheeler (Seann William Scott) will grow up a bit. Bitchy pessimist Danny, who has managed to scare off even his girlfriend of seven years, will learn that there's more to life than hating the phrases people use or the way they use them. Foul-mouthed, absentee-fathered 11-year old Ronnie (Bobb'e J. Thompson) will see that maybe all men aren't like his MIA bio-dad and that maybe all white folks aren't Ben Affleck. And Augie (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) will find out that it's okay to be different so long as that's what makes you happy, regardless of what your idiot parents think.

All this and much more is telegraphed and should barely count as spoilers. The real spoiler lies in why I didn't end up hating Role Models, and actually came out liking it a lot. Sure, it has an "After School Special" plot and heartwarming moments galore. But it also has the key elements that made me love James Franco in Pineapple Express and gave a bit of redemption at the end of the lackluster Step Brothers: a commitment to absurdist comedy and unabashed love for losers.

It's easy to laugh at the pint-sized Thompson shouting various forms of the F-word at his "Big" (Scott) while calling Rudd "Reindeer Games" (again, the Affleck thing). And it's easy for us to laugh, at first glance, as the former McLovin goes through his dorky Dungeons & Dragons choreographed swordplay scene, complete with his own cheesy dialogue and soundtrack - heck, he might as well be re-creating the infamous Star Wars Kid YouTube video). It's another thing altogether, though, when the four principals show up to a live-action D&D-style battle in full KISS regalia, wigs, makeup and all, complete with Jane Lynch playing a character with no dignity (a specialty of hers). And, really, as good as the four leads are, it's the performances of such future FF-UNs as Ken Jeong (who's really led an interesting life; read more here) and Joe Lo Truglio, as well as Fletch favorite Matt Walsh (of Upright Citizens' Brigade fame) that really made the movie for me. Their dedication to their goofy roles, and the had-to-be-improvised touches that these vets brought to their mostly-one-dimensional roles turned what could have been a groaner of a movie into a bit of a riot.

No, it's not The 40 Year Old Virgin, and it's not Drillbit Taylor, which it unfortunately reminded me of at times - it sits somewhere in the middle, as a funny-but-mostly-unoriginal comedy that will likely be forgotten about until it's playing on an endless loop on basic cable, where it will pick up the get the love it deserves. Just like its two young stars.

Fletch's Film Rating:

"Darn tootin!"
And then...

Nov 18, 2008

Intermission - get to know your Fletch

That alphabet thingy has brought a bit of a spike in visitors lately, and though they (you?) are most likely reading that particular post and that one only, I thought now might be a good time to tell you a little bit about myself....things that are just off the beaten (movie) path. Also, I've had this post in draft for months waiting for a good time to put it now - now seems pretty good to me.

* I'm left-handed. I do just about everything left-handed, save for cutting meat and mousing.

* I'm a Libra (October 16).

* I'm flat-footed.

* I'm near-sighted. I can't even think about getting contacts or lasik or anything like that; I have eye issues so bad that I can barely put drops in. The Ludovico scene from A Clockwork Orange = my personal hell.

* I can move my ears. It's wiggity wild. I can also do that "tongue U-shape" thing. That's not so wild.

* The last time I played football, it was with flags and friends. However, I do enjoy golf, tennis, bowling, and softball. I'd say basketball, but I haven't played in years, and the last time I did, I dislocated a finger, and it never healed right. Yeah, I'm bitter.

* I was named for a folk singer formerly known as Robert Zimmerman.

* Those who can, do. Those who can't - wait a sec. I've made a film. Oh yeah. It was for a college course. Two minutes long. Silent. Filmed on a Hi-8 (Super 8? I can't recall). Starred my dad, with my mom and I as co-stars. 'Twas titled Jack the Car and featured a brilliant comedic performance by my dad as a guy that gets...car-jacked (by me). It was set to the song "Stink" by John Lurie (from the Get Shorty soundtrack) and won "Best Comedy" according to my peers, er, classmates. Eventually, I'll make something else.

Alright - back to the show. Reviews resume Wednesday.
And then...

Nov 17, 2008

The Alphabet Meme - Now I Know My ABCs Waaaay Too Well

In no special order, here are all of the people that took part (to date) in The Alphabet Meme (that have linked back to BC). A big, big thanks to all that played, and even more to all that tagged and kept the game going. To all you movie blogs that haven't been here before, I say thank you and have but one question: Why aren't you a LAMB yet?

If you're in need of teaching some young ones either the alphabet or a lifetime's worth of great films, start here:

(in no special order)

1. Retrospace
2. Valley Dreamin'
3. Stop Frame
4. Moviebob
5. Hot Chicks Dig Smart Men
6. Wilsonworld
7. Moon in the Gutter
8. Sprawling Ramshackle Compound
9. Life on the Rim
10. Random (but not really)
11. Macguffin
12. Last Rockstar Productions
13. Sprawling Ramshackle Compound (a second take)
14. Standing on the Shoulders of Giant Midgets
15. Erik's Choice
16. Monkey Muck
17. Thrilling Days of Yesteryear
18. Hoosier Journal of Inanity
19. She Blogged By Night
20. WalakaNet Annex
21. Octopus Cinema
22. FamilyGreenberg.com
23. Tom the Dog's You Know What I Like?
24. Burlaki on the Thames
25. The Johnny Bacardi LiveJournal Show
26. Cinema Fist
27. Estoreal
28. Dear Bastards...
29. The Kind of Face You Hate
30. The Dancing Image
31. Zedmanauk (must log in to LiveJournal to view)
32. http://blogs.e-rockford.com/movieman/2008/11/10/f-is-for-favorite-films/
33. Precious Bodily Fluids
34. Whimsical F-Bomb
35. I, Splotchy
36. The Cine File
37. Ferdy on Films
38. Deep Dish
39. Doodad Kind of Town
40. The Urban Recluse
41. Johnny LaRue's Crane Shot
42. Phil on Film
43. Electronic Cerebrectomy
44. http://kinowlodzi.blox.pl/2008/11/Ulubiony-Alfabet-Filmowy.html (sorry, this is in a different language, so I don't know the title)
45. Hochman and Musar: The Chronicles of Ehav Ever
46. Movies Kick Ass
47. Welcome to L.A.
48. My Stuff and Cr*p
49. Signal Bleed
50. Coosa Creek Cinema
51. The Listening Ear
52. Obfuscated.org
53. Get Me a Pen...or a Blog
54. Getafilm
55. Faithx5
56. Pat's Daily Grind
57. Vinyl Is Heavy
58. Horror Happenings
59. Only The Cinema
60. Careful With That Blog, Eugene
61. Movie Chunks
62. Lazy Eye Theatre
63. A Blog Next Door
64. Screen Savour
65. Rants of a Diva
66. 1,416 and Counting...
67. degenerasian
68. Invisible Woman...Black Cinema at Large
69. Anh Khoi Do and Movies
70. Another Old Movie Blog
71. Cut, Print, Review
72. Bitchin' Film Reviews
73. Invasion of the B Movies
74. Reel Whore
75. Movie Viewing Girl
76. Insight Into Entertainment
77. Rachel's Reel Reviews
78. Use Soap Film
79. Sentient Force Field
80. Sunset Over Slawit
81. Filmicability with Dean Treadway
82. Counting Down the Hours
83. Random Ramblings of a Demented Doorknob
84. He Shot Cyrus
85. No Smoking in the Skullcave
86. The Film Doctor
87. GoatDogBlog
88. What Would Toto Watch?
89. Some Came Running
90. The Last Picture Show
91. Sugar & Spice
92. Allure
93. Reality Is Frequently Inaccurate
94. Cinema Viewfinder
95. Self-Styled Siren
96. The Cooler
97. The Movie Whore
98. New Worlds Fair
99. Polybloggimous
100. Filmsnoir.net
101. Burbanked
102. Author Celise Downs
103. Abject Conjecture
104. Lucky Kitty
105. Awesomeness for Awesome's Sake
106. Captain Incredible - Hero of Neptune
107. Jandy's Meanderings
108. My Life in Film
109. All I Need Is Everything
110. Shiny Happy Blog
111. The Flick Chick
112. Cinexcellence

Updates from the comments/emails:
113. The Art and Culture of Movies
114. ThadBlog
115. 3B Theater: Micro-Brewed Reviews
116. Noirish City (home of THE eblogger) ;)
117. Film for the Soul
118. My Evil Master Plan
119. Because I Saw the Film
120. Fire and Music
121. Is This Seat Taken?
122. Total Film
123. Coleman's Corner in Cinema
124. Film in Focus
125. The Film Forager
126. Kano's Kogitation
127. All Talking! All Singing! All Dancing!
128. Gareth's Movie Diary
129. Movie Mom
130. a Sleepy Sheep Blog
131. Stinkylulu

I'm quite positive that I'm missing some, if not many, sites. If yours is one of them, post a link in the comments. I scoured the backlinks, Technorati, and Google (and spent way too much time), but I wanted to get them all. I hope I came close.

And if you managed to make it all the way through that, you get to see my reward (click to enlarge):



;)
And then...

Nov 13, 2008

A little TGITDNMAR, a little news...

Headed for a long weekend in Dallas on Friday to spend some time with some friends. Will return Monday to Phoenix and to Blogland on Tuesday (most likely) with overdue reviews of Happy-Go-Lucky and Role Models. In the meantime, enjoy this brief TGITDNMAR, made even briefer by the scheduling gods, as all other comers are terrified of...

Quantum of Solace - I complained about this overhyped latest installment to the Bond series some months back. I still don't get it. This looks just as dumb as any other action film, just with more brooding and/or pouting. Waah.

I'm not trying to seriously hate on it, but I guess I just dislike the disproportionate amount of love it's getting (and Casino Royale got). It's still a popcorn flick, people, and I still don't care who is singing the theme song (though "Live and Let Die" turned out to be a song for the ages, so it's got that going for it).
Fletch's Chance of Viewing (in the theater): 007%...as if I could resist.

That's it! Only other release is limited, and that's Slumdog Millionaire, which has an even worse title than Quantum. But it's Danny Boyle, so I'm sure I'll be seeing it in time.

If you are indeed a Bond fan, or just a fan of good writing, click on this:


Have a good weekend, folks.
And then...

She's EVERYWHERE!!!

Have you managed to escape the destructive path of Hurricane Elizabeth? If you've been to the movies at all in the past 6 months, or are planning to anytime soon, probably not. Just this year, I've seen her in Definitely, Maybe, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, W., and Role Models. Thankfully, despite my liking her, the only thing coming up on her immediate schedule is the lame looking horror flick The Uninvited. But this is what my nightmares look like:









And then...

Nov 11, 2008

Stained Glass Cinema #15

Pain don't hurt, but it might've hurt a little bit when Jason got the last one, Roadhouse.

No hints this time. You'll see why eventually...

























Standings:
Jason/Daniel - 3
Evan Derrick - 2
Jason Soto - 2
Steel11Kane, TonyD, Luke Harrington, Rachel, Adam Ross, Justin, Fletch - 1
And then...

Fletch's Mini Film Review: What Just Happened?

Robert DeNiro heads a game cast including Sean Penn and Bruce Willis playing alternate versions of themselves in Barry Levinson's latest satire. DeNiro plays Ben, a producer constantly battling to climb the literally slippery Hollywood power slope. He's juggling his priorities between a drugged out British director (Michael Wincott) that's made either the best or most offensive film of the year, a studio head (Catherine Keener) more than willing to toss him aside if he can't make her happy, an ex-wife he hopes to reconcile with (or at least sleep with), a daughter he barely knows, Willis, and half the rest of the greater Los Angeles area.

Unlike his gratingly self-referential turn in Ocean's Twelve, Willis is having a ball here playing an asshole, and it shows, from his wardrobe room temper tantrum to his Grant-like beard. DeNiro, meanwhile, has one of his best roles of the last decade - see what just happens when you don't always play a cop or a mobster? Stanley Tucci, John Turturro, and Robin Wright Penn co-star.

This is the type of film that has really no social significance outside of perhaps informing the general public as to what a producer really does, but is a ball nonetheless, especially for movie geeks and other folks that think they want to work in the business. It's a self-serving, lie-a-minute, snail-paced-while-seeming-fast affair, but those that live it wouldn't have it any other way.

Fletch's Film Rating:

"Darn tootin!"
And then...

Nov 10, 2008

Familiar Face - Unknown Name #9 - Mark Boone Junior

Call them what you want - character actors, "That Guy(s)," scene stealers - I don't care. This is a regular feature where I spotlight one performer, whether they be longtime veterans like J.K. Simmons or Barry Corbin, or a fresher face just making their way up the stardom ranks. For previous FF-UNs, click here.

Today's Familiar Face-Unknown Name:

Mark Boone Junior

Where You've Seen Him (high profile): There are two roles on his resume that stand out above all else, and they were brought to us by the same director: Chris Nolan. Boone stole nearly every scene of Memento that he was featured in as Burt the hotel manager, and he brought just the right combination of menace and cowardice to Batman Begins as Det. Flass that William Hootkins had brought a decade earlier to Tim Burton's Batman as Lt. Eckhardt. He's currently co-starring on the Fx show Sons of Anarchy.

Where You've Seen Him (not-so-high profile): You name the small role, he's played it in a high-profile film, from "Greasy FBI Man" in Se7en to "New York Guy" in Armageddon. Other colorful names on his resume include Pool Supply Man, Taxi Driver, Angry Man, Cop #3, Mad Dog, Quarantine Guard, and Evil. However, true Seinfeld fans will recall his three-second stint as OTB Patron in "The Subway" episode. Too bad he wasn't the guy chasing after Kramer...

Character Specialties: As evidenced by his numerous generic character names, Mark obviously gives off a bit of a greasy, seedy, loser vibe. Blue collar - could be a construction worker, a plumber or a roofer. Prone to committing crimes. Once upon a time, might have gotten Tom Waits' leftovers.

My favorite role: Has to be Burt in Memento, expanded on more here.

Little Known Facts: Good friends with Steve Buscemi. In fact, I can't imagine you wanting to (I did), but here's a seven-minute video of Buscemi talking about Boone (and acting in general). Actually pretty interesting.

Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Boone_Jr.
On IMDb: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0095478/
And then...

Nov 7, 2008

TGITDNMAR (11/7/08)

It's that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It's The Day New Movies Are Released.

Can you feel the magic of the holiday season upon us? I can't.

Soul Men
Tell me I'm not the only one that's been waiting two decades for the triumphant return of C. Thomas Howell. It's been 22 years since we were graced with chemistry of Howell and Rae Dawn Chong and the slapstick mastery of Arye Gross. Now, they all return (with the whole cast in blackface, no less) for this comedy about a pair of soul singers. I'm giddy with anticipation.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing (in the theater): 33%, or equal to the percentage of the film's stars that are still alive. Watch your back, Sam.

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Now, I haven't seen it much, and it was awhile ago, but didn't the animals from the first Madagascar "escape to Africa" in the first film, hence the title? I thought so. Also, what's with using a "2" instead of the word "to?" We get it, it's a sequel. It probably shouldn't, but this bothers me. Just stupid. And the plot looks like it borrows quite a bit from Ice Age 2. Pass.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 3%, or more than the percentage of women that are attracted to David Schwimmer. Oh, and by the way, Ms. Fletch finds Chris Rock offensively ugly, so much so that she has to think about who she thinks is uglier - Rock or Jonah Hill (no offense, Jonah). I find this unfathomable (again, no offense Jonah). Weird...

Role Models
I think I said this in a comment somewhere, but raise your hand if you thought Judd Apatow was prominently involved here. Paul Rudd? Check. McLovin? Check. Liz Banks? Check. Jane Lynch? Check. That's right - it's Apatow's Greatest Hits!

As it turns out, Judd had nothing to do with this film. Rudd co-wrote it along some of his old pals from Wet Hot American Summer and The Ten (guys who were also prominently involved with Stella and The State. Whatever - this doesn't look outstanding, but anytime Rudd is given a chance to star, people should pay attention.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 62%, or equal to the percentage of McLovin's 15 minutes that have been used up.

House
What a shock - yet another horror film that I know almost nothing about, not that I'm complaining. Michael Madsen stars (really, Michael - is this what it's come to?) with a bunch of nobodies in a story about two couples in rural Alabama that...

Aw, who gives a sh*t? You're either interested or you're not. I'm not.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 0% , or equal to the chance that I'll see this. That's right, I mixed it up on you by playing it straight. I'm caaaraaazy.
And then...

Nov 6, 2008

Fletch's Film Review: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

As I'm sure all of you do, I try not to let the feelings of others influence the way that I feel about a film. I also attempt - though rarely succeed - to go into a film experience without prejudice. As an unpaid film reviewer, that's essentially an impossible task, since you're paying and you likely want to see something to be seeing it in the first place. Common sense, right?

Well, I had tempered my expectations for Zack and Miri heading in. Despite my desire to see it, I haven't been too hot on Kevin Smith's last few films, and I didn't think this would change that trend. Running parallel to that were the mostly lukewarm reviews, especially those that panned this for being obvious or dated or "been there, done that" (from the Phoenix New Times: "nothing about [it] feels terribly fresh, much less transgressive"; from Entertainment Weekly: "in this otherwise coarse movie's whole tired, simulated premise").

Huh?

Am I missing something? Perhaps this is looking at the criticism a bit too simplisticly, but can anyone tell me what the last amateur porn-inspired romantic comedy was? I'll grant that Smith is probably about as much of an overall original as I am an overall encyclopedia of films, but I'll give Smith some credit on the general concept of the film, as others should as well. Sure, give him an earful for continually relying on Star Wars for plot points, but at the same time, recognize that the days of Jay and Silent Bob are gone (or at least, not on display here), and in their place, we have a Jason Mewes that's clean, sober, and acting. Anyway, the bigger mistake made by Smith was latching onto The Judd Apatow Players, from stars Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks to supporting player Craig Robinson.

Of course, despite how pathetic it seems to cop from Apatow's book, it's hard to argue with the results. Smith takes his South Park-like model (crude exterior surrounding a cuddly center), keeps the funny, and improves his writing and directorial efforts. The camera moves. Music frames scenes perfectly. The in-jokes disappear and are replaced by excellent extended cameos by professional actors, and, as mentioned, even Jason Mewes and Jeff Anderson (the only other Smith pal featured, and the only one I would have taken).

So maybe it's not the funniest movie ever, and maybe it's not Annie Hall (what romantic comedy these days is wildly original, though?), but to fault a director for playing to his strengths, all the while improving his craft, seems petty to me. Of course, maybe others were just setting their expectations too high, perhaps expecting to see something more controversial given the title. What, you thought it could get worse than a man fornicating with a donkey?

Fletch's Film Rating:

"Darn tootin!"
And then...

Nov 5, 2008

Stained Glass Cinema #14

Justin pulled out the last one, nailing the pretty-obscure Ten 'til Noon, which was released last year (and reviewed in this space).

This time, after some semi-complaints that I've gone too hard on you, I've taken it easy. Don't get it too quickly, Cabin dwellers...

























Standings:
Jason/Daniel - 3
Evan Derrick - 2
Steel11Kane - 1
TonyD - 1
Luke Harrington - 1
Rachel - 1
Adam Ross - 1
Jason Soto - 1
Justin - 1
Fletch - 1 (meaning I stumped you)
And then...

Nov 4, 2008

And now, a word from our President-elect...

And then...

Nov 3, 2008

The Alphabet Meme

This is awfully similar to the Top 50 Films I posted recently, but this time it's much more about you. Besides, I thought this was a fun idea that could spread like wildfire. Also, I've had it in my drafts for some time now and I wanted to post it before some other wildly clever individual did it and stole all my thunder.

It's a simple concept (my favorite kind) - pick your favorite film for each letter of the alphabet. Some will be tough because there's too many choices (R, S, T, L, N, E...wait a sec - that's Wheel of Fortune) and others will be tough because there are so few choices that you have trouble finding much of anything (Q, anyone?). I'm sure I missed some great ones and I'm hoping that you find them.

The Rules

1. Pick one film to represent each letter of the alphabet.

2. The letter "A" and the word "The" do not count as the beginning of a film's title, unless the film is simply titled A or The, and I don't know of any films with those titles.

3. Return of the Jedi belongs under "R," not "S" as in Star Wars Episode IV: Return of the Jedi. This rule applies to all films in the original Star Wars trilogy; all that followed start with "S." Similarly, Raiders of the Lost Ark belongs under "R," not "I" as in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. Conversely, all films in the LOTR series belong under "L" and all films in the Chronicles of Narnia series belong under "C," as that's what those filmmakers called their films from the start. In other words, movies are stuck with the titles their owners gave them at the time of their theatrical release. Use your better judgement to apply the above rule to any series/films not mentioned.

4. Films that start with a number are filed under the first letter of their number's word. 12 Monkeys would be filed under "T."

5. Link back to Blog Cabins in your post so that I can eventually type "alphabet meme" into Google and come up #1, then make a post where I declare that I am the King of Google.

6. If you're selected, you have to then select 5 more people.

Here goes:

Amelie

Big Lebowski, The

Code 46

Dazed and Confused

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Fight Club (it won in a battle royale over Fletch)

Go

Happy Gilmore

Idiocracy

Jackie Brown

Karate Kid, The

Lola Rennt (I'm cheating here, as I had this under "R" originally, but I couldn't toss Raiders)

Matrix, The

Napoleon Dynamite

Office Space

Pulp Fiction

Queen, The (I guess - I couldn't find anything I liked more, really)

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Star Wars

True Romance

Usual Suspects, The

V for Vendetta

White Men Can't Jump

X-Men

You Kill Me

Zoolander


Consider yourself tagged:

Piper at Lazy Eye Theatre
elgringo at He Shot Cyrus
Daniel at Getafilm
Nick at Random Ramblings of a Demented Doorknob
Caitlin at 1,416 and Counting
Rachel at Rachel's Reel Reviews
Jason at Invasion of the B Movies
Evan/Luke at MovieZeal
Paul at Careful With That Blog, Eugene
Becca at No Smoking in the Skullcave
Wayne at Reel Whore
Fox at Tractor Facts
Nayana at The Center Seat
Jess at Insight Into Entertainment
J.D. at Valley Dreamin'

I could easily tag 10 more people, but I've already gone overboard. If you weren't tagged but want to play, feel free - the more the merrier! Good luck. If you need some assistance finding films, I found this website (http://www.mysubtitles.com/index.php) to be useful. It's not perfect in its setup and it's ad-heavy, but at least you can scan films by their beginning letter, which you can't do at IMDb.
And then...

Nov 2, 2008

Fletch's Film Review: Passengers and Pride and Glory

On the surface, it wouldn't seem as though Passengers, a psychological thriller centered around a crashed airplane, and Pride and Glory, an NYC Irish Family Cop Drama (capitalized because it deserves it, damnit), would have much in common. That surface would be right. But there's a twist...

Passengers may be trying to give off that Lost vibe, but it reminded me more of the 2004 film The Forgotten, which is more than ironic because I really don't remember much about The Forgotten at all. What I do recall is that Julianne Moore played a mother whose child went missing; it co-starred Dominic West and featured a pretty cool effect where people got sucked off the screen into who-knows-where. The rest of it was garbage, so Passengers shouldn't be flattered by the comparison. Thankfully for the film, it's not nearly as bad as that movie I forgot about, but it does feature a few things in common: a female protagonist, characters that go missing without explanation, and, well, I'll probably forget about it shortly.

Anne Hathaway plays a shrink that's assigned to help the few remaining survivors of a plane crash cope with the tragedy they've just endured. The most interesting person to her, for a few reasons, is a man played by Patrick Wilson that's showing no symptoms common to post traumatic stress syndrome. He's happy as a clam, and no one knows why.

As the film plays out, Hathaway makes nice with Wilson, trying to get inside his head while he tries to get her into bed. David Morse enters the picture as a mysteriously (and possibly nefarious) airline employee, as Hathaway begins to suspect some sort of cover-up. Andre Braugher spends a couple days on set as her superior. Dianne Wiest spends even less time on set as a nosy neighbor who seems just a bit too interested in Hathaway's affairs. I'm curious as to what got left on the cutting room floor - I realize Wiest and Bruagher aren't the biggest of names, but their roles are throwaways that could have filled by just about anyone. By the time the "shocker" ending comes along, the only thing you'll be surprised about by it is how little how you care. Though I admit that I hadn't come up with what the twist was, it still remains one of the least surprising twists ever, no doubt because the audience is left sitting and waiting for the other shoe to drop the entire time.

Fletch's Film Rating:

"Whatever."


Pride and Glory, meanwhile, is the polar opposite. Ed Norton, looking Russian, plays an Irish cop with a Tortured Past who is forced to choose between his family and his integrity when rogue brother-in-law Colin Farrell threatens to tear the whole damn world apart with his ne'er-do-well tendencies. Noah Emmerich lends a bit of German to the cast as Norton's brother, with Jon Voight (and whatever nationality he brings to the table) filling out the cast as their father. So to recap, that's one authentic Irishman playing the in-law to an Irish family - but they're all cops. Got it? Good.

Here's where you might wonder what's wrong with film critics, or maybe just with me: while on the one hand I'm quick to deride Passengers for being so obvious about its forthcoming shocker ending, I have no problem on the other for panning Pride for being too straightforward. It plays out like the least interesting, longest, and most violent episode of Law & Order that you've ever seen, with bigger (and mostly better) actors filling in. So little changes from beginning to end that I was left wishing that the film was 30 minutes long rather than the 130 it ended up being.

And somehow, I just gave a spoiler for a film that has nothing to offer in the spoiler department.

Fletch's Film Rating:

"Whatever."


Some final thoughts:

* Daniel, I offer you a mea culpa. Maybe it's just coincidence, but ever since your post, I've been seeing answering machines all over the damn place in movies. I caught Michael Clayton on HBO yesterday, only to see George Clooney leaving a message for Tom Wilkinson. Passengers, meanwhile, features answering machines prominently as well, as one of the subplots is Hathaway's deteriorated relationship with her sister. How does she end up communicating with her? You guessed it.

* While I didn't enjoy Pride and Glory overall, I have to give it up for Voight. I haven't seen the man give a good performance in a long time, and that's no different here. Why'd I like it, then? He's in prime Anaconda and Varsity Blues overacting territory, of course! Playing a drunk, Voight has nothing but joy to give as he alternates from inebriated to angry to inspired.

* Shame on Pride director Gavin O'Connor for criminally underusing FF-UN vet Rick Gonzalez. He shows up briefly as a menace to Farrell's livelihood and steals the scene, only to never be heard from again. Still waiting for him to get a better role - he deserves it.
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