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Jul 30, 2008

Fletch's Film Review: The Conversation

[Note: The Conversation is the LAMB's Movie of the Month. Head on over there to read a number of other takes on the film from literally millions of other bloggers. Maybe even billions. It might take you awhile to read them all, but it's clearly worth your time.]

Gene Hackman is said to have more or less reprised his role of Harry Caul, the paranoid "surveillance technician" from The Conversation for 1998's Enemy of the State. The Will Smith-starring, Tony Scott-directing effort is a paranoid action thriller with a star-studded cast and a pulse of about 220. It starts with Smith's Robert Clayton Dean, a hotshot attorney, being the unwitting recipient of some incriminating data that the government (or rather, a few rogue secret ops types) is just dying to get it's hands on. In a very The Net-like fashion, Dean loses pieces of his life - home is tapped, credit bad, you name it.

He is eventually directed to a mutual friend name Brill, played by Hackman. Brill, a surveillance expert and former spy for the government currently in hiding, makes The X-Files' Mulder seem relaxed and completely trusting of the government by comparison. Everything freaks him out, and he's not only a gruff s.o.b., he's a bit of a badass.

He also couldn't be much more different from Harry Caul - if they were to meet on the street, I would expect Elaine, Feldman and Gene to be nearby. Likewise, the Francis Ford Coppola-directed Conversation is just about the polar opposite of Scott's State, registering a pulse somewhere around "comatose." Sure, Harry too is a paranoid surveillance expert played by Hackman - but that's where the comparisons stop. Caul is a quiet, sensitive, devout Catholic, wracked by guilt over past jobs gone wrong, and he's hesitant to make a connection with just about any outside his direct social circle. Even then he's still touchy, and is so secretive that even his employee feels forced to a competitor due to Harry's tight lips and closed-off personality.

Caul's latest gig, not surprisingly, is giving him fits as well. We catch up with him as he and his crew are listening in on a conversation in a San Francisco city square between a man and a woman we never really meet. Over the course of the film, we learn bits and pieces of the discussion as we see Harry tweaking the recordings to an audible level, slowly unravelling a mystery that Harry, despite his better judgement and past, gets caught up in, to the point where he becomes the subject of some spy work himself.

I liked the story told in The Conversation, but it requires a patient, alert viewer (and possibly some of the stereo equipment that Caul uses to keep up with the dialogue). The inside look into Caul's profession and methods are interesting, and I'm all for setting a tempo and character development, but the film is badly in need of an editor. It's mood reminded me somewhat of the quieter, jazzy scenes from In the Line of Fire, but it never ratchets up the tension or the action quite like the Eastwood film does. It's a very slow boil that does pay off in the end somewhat, but feels much more than its 113 minutes.

Fletch's Film Rating:

"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
And then...

Time to Kill

Only two days left to vote (deadline is 8/1) for the FF-UN HOF. If you haven't voted and/or have no idea what I'm talking about, click the banner that currently sits atop the posts.

With 45 votes cast thus far, it's safe to say that no one will be booted off any future ballots, as even low man on the totem pole Clint Howard is well above the 5% threshold with 13.3%. Meanwhile, it also looks like Steve Buscemi might be the only inductee into the Hall of Fame, as he's the only one currently with >75% of the vote (77.8%). Bill Macy was making a strong push there for awhile, getting to about 71% until dipping back into the 60s, where he currently resides.

Let's get over 50 votes!
And then...

Fletch's Film Review: Mongol

Part Gladiator, part 300 and part World History course, Mongol is a slow-moving yet interesting and educational drama about the youth and legacy of Genghis Khan. Telling a 900-year old story with little documented facts to go by, director Sergei Bodrov has constructed a taut, beautiful and sometimes brutal film that more than deserved its place among the Foreign Language Film nomination at the 2007 Academy Awards.

Like the results of a miracle weight loss pill that you'd see hocked on TV, your experience with Genghis Khan might have been different than mine, but I think it's fair to say that anyone school in the United States is given a very limited view of 12th century Asia. Unless you specifically took some Asian studies courses in high school or college, you're probably in the same boat I was going into Mongol; my knowledge of Genghis could probably be best summarized as follows: warlord, killed lots of people, ruled Mongolia, was picked up by Bill & Ted for their history report. Not surprisingly, there's a lot more to the man.

That said, the story isn't entirely unique. If you've seen any number of rise-to-glory epics, you'll catch on quickly to the basics. Temudjin (his given name) is born into minor nobility, endures a practically cursed life, meets girl, loses girl, fights to get girl back - rinse, lather, and repeat. Along the way, he divines much knowledge from the land and its people, eventually leading a massive army and uniting the assorted tribes of the Mongol Empire.

Filmed on location in Mongolia and Kazakhstan, Bodroz takes a harsh, arid landscape and squeezes every drop of beauty out of it. Even more amazing is that he made the two-hour epic with an astonishingly low 20 million dollar budget. So if you're in the mood for a Crouching Tiger-like romance, a Braveheart-like tale of freedom, or just a mild "history" lesson, check out Mongol. Or if you just like good filmmaking.

Fletch's Film Rating:

"Darn tootin!"
And then...

Jul 29, 2008

My favorite two minutes from the last 20 years of pop culture

That may be hyperbole...or maybe not - it's hard to say. The brilliance of Arrested Development can never be overstated or drilled into the ground. This two-minute compilation of scenes features a running gag from the show absolutely kills me. If you haven't watched the series yet, what are you waiting for?

And then...

Jul 28, 2008

Film Ignorance: Dr. Strangelove

[Note: This review will be featured as a guest post in Movies et al's Film Ignorance series. Movies et al author Graham has taken on a 5+ year project, seeking to watch the best films of all time that he has yet to see (320 of them), as determined by a number of organizations (AFI, AMPAS). It's a massive undertaking to say the least - check it out.]

Film: Dr. Strangelove
Rating: A Good Movie
Director: Stanley Kubrick
Stars: Peter Sellers, George C. Scott
Year: 1964

Bring on the hate mail.

Were my expectations too high? It's hard to say. Probably yes, as Dr. Strangelove is considered one of the best comedies (and films) of all time - nominated for four Oscars, firmly entrenched in the IMDb Top 25, #3 in the LAMB's rankings of the Top 10 Comedies.

And I should have loved it - Kubrick, Sellers, a great topic, black comedy - all up my alley. But...it just didn't connect for me.

Now, as you can see in the rating given above, I definitely think it's a good movie. There's brilliance aplenty, from the Presidential phone calls to the Russian Premier to Slim Pickens' wild ride to Sellers' multiple (varied) roles. The opening credits were a marvel of simplicity, and it was eye-opening to see George C. Scott in such a wild-eyed, loose role (just as it was almost as jarring to see the young James Earl Jones at all).

I just didn't laugh much - instead, I spent much of the time trying to put myself in the shoes of someone watching the film in 1964, with the Cold War a very real threat, wondering if the film was seen as taboo or "too soon" at the time of its release. It's easy to watch the film today and laugh at the things children were taught ("Hide under your desk!") in fear of a nuclear attack, but I'm left somewhat in awe that the film was received well in 1964 at all, thinking perhaps that the audacity of the film's mocking of the situation was a key ingredient to its success.

I'm sitting here trying to think of ways to delicately put this, but it's really of no use, so I'll just come out and say it: I prefer Strangelove's spiritual child to the original. That's right - if I were given the choice of watching only one of two films about mutual assured destruction between the United States and the former Soviet Republic...I'm choosing Spies Like Us every time.

BOOM!

Fletch's Film Rating:

"Darn tootin!"
And then...

Just who the hell says "Banquet" these days anyway?

If you listen to the radio much at all, there's a good chance you've heard Sam Elliott droning on and on about how Coors, born and bred from steely water in the Rocky Mountains by honest-to-God fart loving Americans and moose, is the "banquet beer." Now, it may well have been called the banquet beer for decades, but who has ever called it that, and who's going to start calling it that now, just because Cowboy Sam says so? I dare you to walk into your local bar and say "Give me a banquet" - you're liable to get a few strange looks, I'd imagine, and possibly your ass kicked from folks that think you're asking them for a date.

Don't get me wrong, I love Sam. But I just can't take any more of him telling me about the Whatever Family and how they're been selling hops or some sh*t to Coors (the banquet beer, by the way) for the past 178 years.

However, this video, apparently from a Coors Employee pep rally, is awesome. I'm ready to have a big ol' party or shindig just to celebrate its awesomeness. Sorry, I meant banquet.

And then...

Jul 27, 2008

Fear and Rain while Leaving your Honeymoon Vacation in Vegas aka New Poll

In the least shocking poll results we've seen in some time here, Cars was voted the worst Pixar film, taking 51% of the vote. A Bug's Life easily took second with 33%, while Toy Story 2, called by many a better film than its predecessor, came in a distant third with 8%. Ratatouille, Finding Nemo, the original Toy Story, and Monster's Inc. (!!) came away squeaky clean with no stones cast.



















On the heels of my "12 Movies Meme" post, Piper mentioned that I must have a thing for Las Vegas, as four of the 12 films I listed are set either partially or totally there. Well, I guess I do - a fact proven to me even more when making up the list of films that fill the new poll. The question - which Vegas-set film is your favorite? I had to leave some out that I thought had no chance (The Cooler, for example), but I left a couple wild cards in.
And then...

Jul 26, 2008

TGITDNMAR (7/25/08)

It's that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It's The Day New Movies Are Released.

Can you hear that sound? This one. It's the sound of "the week after The Dark Knight opening."

The X-Files: I Want to Believe
Am I the only one that thinks that Billy Connolly in this and Brent Spiner (Star Trek: TNG's Data) in Independence Day could be brothers? Yeah, I thought so.

Either way, that doesn't really make me want to see this more. I was a casual fan of the show (best episode ever: "Jose Chung's From Outer Space"), but I still have yet to see the first movie, and I can't exactly say that I'm dying to. The lackluster marketing, title, and trailer don't change things this time around.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing (in the theater): 10%

Step Brothers
To be seen as part of a double feature alongside Twins.

I took a pass on Semi-Pro and will most likely exercise the same discretion here. Bonus points for co-starring The Visitor star Richard Jenkins, though.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 30%, or equal to the odds that this hurts Jenkins' Oscar nomination chances.
And then...

Jul 24, 2008

The 12 Movies Meme

Friggin' Piper. With his fancy blog-a-thons and memes. Now guess what he's gone and done? He tagged me with a meme. And even crazier? I've accepted the tagging - he should be honored - I've avoided memes for over 18 months (though, really, there's not much difference between a meme and a blog-a-thon, and it's not like I'm scared of those).

Anyway, this one, as you might have figured from the title, is called The 12 Movies Meme. The idea, from the clown's mouth himself, was pulled from a post he read over at Strange Culture that asks if YOU could pick 12 movies to run at the New Beverly Cinema (or really any theater), which ones would they be?

"Your 12 movies should be like a good mixed tape. Strong at first, brought down a little right after, then up again, solid in the middle with a big finish.

So here are the Meme rules:

1) Choose 12 Films to be featured. They could be random selections or part of a greater theme. Whatever you want.

2) Explain why you chose the films.

3) Link back to Lazy Eye Theatre so I can have hundreds of links and I can take those links and spread them all out on the bed and then roll around in them.

4) The people selected then have to turn around and select 5 more people."

Sounds easy enough, right? I've decided to turn mine into the "Vices Film Festival."

Night One - Smoking Sunday (starting slow)
















Night Two - Mary Jane Monday (a gateway to even better films)

















Night Three - Acid Tuesday (the long trip)

















Night Four - no films scheduled. Time to recuperate.

Night Five - Cocaine Thursday (getting psyched for the weekend)

















Night Six - Gambling Friday (Viva Las Vegas!)
















Night Seven - Sexy Sunday (the final release)
















Now, some of these (Smoke, Casino, etc) may seem like obvious choices - and they are - but the group of twelve also makes up a healthy chunk of my favorite films. It just so happens that they fit into these perfect compartments. Lucky me and my vice-loving movies. As for the selection of Go for Sexy Sunday - yes, it does have sex in it, but more importantly, it really ties the week together, featuring just about all of the vices contained on the previous days.

Time for the fun part - tagging others (note: I'm only tagging people that I think might be interested in this to begin with, and I only get five):

Nick at R2D2
Mike at Big Mike's Movie Blog
Ms. Go at DC Girl @ the Movies
Wayne at Reel Whore
Nayana at The Center Seat
And then...

5 Great Things About...Galaxy Quest

The Intro: The concept is pretty straightforward. Aside from going to the theater way too much, I also watch way too many movies on TV (or DVD). Since they're not new releases, I don't typically write a review for them, but there are often some things I'd like to say about them. Since I have a tendency to always find the negatives in things (I'm a champion pessimist), I've decided to pick five things from a movie that I've recently viewed that catch my eye or crack me up or inspire me or whatever. They could be anything from a whole performance, a single line (or even a single word), a sight gag, plot line, anything. So...

5 Great Things About...Galaxy Quest

1. One hell of a deep supporting cast. Yes, this is probably my favorite Tim Allen film (which by itself says nothing), and Sigourney Weaver and Alan Rickman are excellent as usual. However, for a goofy sci-fi comedy, it's cast is filled with names that only got bigger after its release. Among them: Justin Long (making his film debut), Tony Shalhoub, Sam Rockwell, Enrico Colantoni (Just Shoot Me), Rainn Wilson (in a bit part), and even Seinfeld's Heidi Swedberg (Susan).

2. The slow reveals. In keeping with the theme of a sci-fi/action parody, the filmmakers snuck in a few subtle touches that, while in plain sight, aren't obvious to the casual viewer. As the film progresses, just keep an eye of Alan Rickman's scalp prosthetics and Sigourney Weaver's neckline. Brilliant.

3. Along similar lines, on two separate occasions, the characters swear (visibly), only for us in the audience to hear an overdubbed, cleaner (read: TV friendly) version, suitable for syndication. First, Daryl Mitchell's Tommy tells Tim Allen's Jason Nesmith that he "is so full of sh*t," which turns into "you are so full of it." Later, as Allen and Weaver are forced through a series of deadly obstacles in the bowels of the star cruiser, Weaver's clearly visible "f*ck that!" is turned into a much more innocent "screw that!"

4. This exchange, specifically the delivery of the last line:

Jason Nesmith: What? What was that?
Alexander Dane: Uh, nothing.
Jason Nesmith: I heard some squealing or something.
Gwen DeMarco: Oh, no. Everything's fine.
Teb: But the animal is inside out.
Jason Nesmith: I heard that! It turned inside out? [the pig-lizard explodes]
Teb: And it exploded.

5. Enrico Colantoni. If you were a glutton for punishment (and/or David Spade at his unfunniest) and watched Just Shoot Me regularly, then you were already familiar with Colantoni. With that said, there's still a decent chance that you didn't even recognize him upon first viewing here. Aside from the pale makeup and black hair, Enrico sported a strange, happy, monotone...that somehow completely worked for the character, regardless of how ridiculous he sounded at times.

5b. "EXPLAIN!...as you would a child!
And then...

Jul 23, 2008

Fletch's Film Review: Hancock

Most films like Hancock - blockbuster actioners - generally take somewhere in the neighborhood of nine months-one year to complete: three months of pre-production, three months of filming, and three months of post-production/effects work. Hancock technically is no different; filming started in July 2007, and there were re-shoots that too the production through May 2008 (thanks, Wiki). Why then, does the movie feel like it went from idea to finished product in the span of four months?

Perhaps it's because the story was around for so long (written in 1996), and was no doubt molested by so many people over the years. Though, if that's the case - and it has to be - then why are there so damn many holes in the story?

Hancock starts off good enough - a novel idea about a fallen superhero and his push towards redemption. There's probably a 24 episode sitcom's worth of material to be pulled from it, and the film begins well, with a child waking up the drunken Hancock, directing him to a situation in need of his assistance, and calling him an "asshole" when he fails to rise to the occassion quickly enough. But when the film attempts to tell us why he's fallen, why he's a drunken mess, it falls flat on its face. Attempts to give him any sort of weakness or antagonist (the chief components of any superhero movie) also fail, and pretty miserably.

What we're left with is a movie that features a gamey first half, appealing stars (Smith and Bateman, especially), and a second half that not only fails to capture the audience's attention, but drags on endlessly. Despite coming in at short 93 minutes, you'll be left checking your watch, not for the time in general, but to monitor any one of the several shots that linger twice as long as they needed to. You can almost see the director in the background making the "stretch" sign, meeting his hands up together only to slowly pull them away from each other.

Perhaps he should have just made the "cut" sign instead.

Fletch's Film Rating:

"Whatever."


P.S. - Should you still see this, be sure to stay for a few seconds after the credits hit for an amusing scene featuring Mike Epps.

P.P.S. - The film openly steals one of its main conceits from the Back to the Future series. For shame, people, for shame. If you've seen both, you ought to know what I'm referencing.
And then...

Jul 21, 2008

The FF-UN HOF

No, I haven't gone acronym wild. Or poll wild. Well, maybe a little bit.

Before I go about showing you more familiar faces whose names are unknown, I thought it was high time to induct a few members into the FF-UN Hall of Fame. In other words, you should already know the names of these guys. Some have remained character actors their entire careers, but many others have gone on to bigger and brighter things - starring in their own films, larger co-starring roles, directing, etc.

Using the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame voting as a loose template, I'm decreeing that a potential member must receive 75% of the votes to be inducted. Below you'll see 10 choices for this first entry class - you can vote for up to five members. We could have as many as five inductees or as few as zero - it all depends on how the voting goes. Candidates that receive fewer than 5% of the votes will be removed from future ballots. These are the cream of the crop, so I'm really hoping no one gets dropped off. I had a list that included some lesser names, but wanted to be sure this class started off with the best, so I nixed them. Expect a new voting class in a few months.

The credentials for each candidate should speak for themselves, but I'll give you some more just in case:

Steve Buscemi
Favorite role: Carl Showalter, Fargo
Additional all-star appearances: Billy Madison, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Big Fish, The Big Lebowski
Comment(s): a shoo-in first ballet HOFer. Has been used as a character so much to the point where it has hindered his effectiveness as a character actor (distraction). Has moved on to starring roles (Interview) and directing.

Gary Cole
Favorite role: Bill Lumbergh, Office Space
Additional all-star appearances: The Brady Bunch Movie, Dodgeball, Talladaga Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby, Breach
Comments: Makes up for a lack of quantity with a high, high dose of quality. His Bill Lumbergh is one of the most quoted characters of all time.

William Fichtner
Favorite role: Burke, Go
Additional all-star appearances: Contact, The Dark Night, Armageddon, Equilibrium, The Longest Yard
Comments: His role as Burke stands as one of my enduring favorites. So creepy, so effective. A personal favorite, and thanks to my mother's love of As the World Turns, an actor I've been familiar with for much of my life.

Clint Howard
Favorite role: Tobias Lehigh Nagy, Seinfeld (I never knew that character, the serial killer, even had a name)
Additional all-star appearances: Too many to mention.
Comments: Not a personal favorite, but the 49-year old brother of Ron Howard has nearly 200 credits to his resume. Like Buscemi, he's bordering, if not totally past, the point of saturation, but he certainly adds a spark to whatever project he shows up in.

William H. Macy
Favorite role: Little Bill, Boogie Nights
Additional all-star appearances: Fargo, Mystery Men, Pleasantville, Thank You for Smoking
Comments: Points are definitely deducted for Macy after his way-too nude turn in The Cooler, but even that can't negate an all-star career.

David Paymer
Favorite role: Leo Devoe, Get Shorty
Additional all-star appearances: Payback, City Slickers (x 2), Ocean's Thirteen, Quiz Show, Crazy People
Comments: A bit of a one-trick pony (weaselly schleppy guy), but he does it so well that it doesn't even matter. If you haven't seen his memorable Crazy People turn ("Hello"), you're missing out on a great one (and a forgotten, underrated comedy).

Stephen Root
Favorite role: Milton Waddams, Office Space
Additional all-star appearances: Idiocracy, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Dodgeball, Newsradio, No Country for Old Men
Comments: This TV vet remains wildly underutilized and underrated. Tremendous range. The one-two punch from Newsradio's Jimmy James to Office Space's Milton ought to tell you enough.

J.K. Simmons
Favorite role: Vern Schillinger, Oz
Additional all-star appearances: Spider-Man (x 3), Juno, Thank You for Smoking, Law & Order, The Cider House Rules
Comments: If you've seen his character on Oz, or even better, if you were introduced to him via Vern Schillinger, you know how shocking it was to see him turn up in the Spider-Man films as the brash, outspoken, angry-yet-cuddly Jonah Jameson, or even more so as Juno's sweet, caring father. If you haven't seen Oz, just watch an early episode featuring his character - if it weren't for the bald head, you might not recognize the actor.

John Turturro
Favorite role: Barton Fink, Barton Fink
Additional all-star appearances: The Big Lebowski, Do the Right Thing, Box of Moonlight, Quiz Show
Comments: Like Buscemi, a Coen brothers favorite, utilized in almost all of their films. Also like Buscemi, has so many credits to his name that he can be a distraction (see: Transformers). A favorite of Spike Lee as well, and capable of playing way too many ethnicities.

J.T. Walsh
Favorite role: Happy, Blue Chips
Additional all-star appearances: Pleasantville, The Negotiator, Red Rock West, Breakdown, A Few Good Men
Comments: The godfather of the slimy bad guy, perfected time and again. Walsh was unfortunately taken from us too soon, dying in 1998 of a heart attack at age 54. His role as the narrow-minded Big Bob in Pleasantville (co-starring Bill Macy) was a perfect role to go out on, though.

And then...

Coming soon...er, later: Tardy Week

Hitting Blog Cabins this week:

* A mini-review of Hancock. Which I saw almost a week ago. Success - tardiness on multiple fronts!

* A review and/or thoughts on The Dark Knight. Yeah, I saw it (Friday afternoon), but I want to see it again prior to posting my review. At 2 1/2 hours, I need another go around to take it all in. Also, there have been roughly 65 billion reviews posted in the last 3 days, and I'd like mine to stand out a bit (as if that's possible). What better way than being late to the party?

* Movies et al hosts a feature called Film Ignorance in which they try to edumacate themselves on some classics from yesteryear that so many people like you just keep screaming at them to see. I certainly know that feeling, and after seeing it hit #3 on the LAMB's countdown on the all-time Top 10 comedies, I figured it was high time I saw Dr. Strangelove. I did, and my entry in this feature will hit both sites later this week.

* This won't be late, but perhaps another FF-UN (that's Familiar Face - Unknown Name to you noobs around these parts). I'd like to make this a weekly feature, but damned if other post ideas and/or reviews don't keep getting in the way. Time for a ghost writer...
And then...

Jul 18, 2008

TGITDNMAR (7/18/08)

It's that time again for TGITDNMAR, which (obviously) stands for Thank God It's The Day New Movies Are Released.

This is going to be really short, since, if you know me at all, these are all really obvious. Also, I'm incredibly lazy and have tickets to see one of these movies at 3:45 today. Guess which one! WInner gets a prize!

The Dark Knight
For whatever reason, I'm not nearly as psyched about this as I probably should be, and I'm not sure why. I mean, short of Indiana Jones, this was probably my most anticipated film of the summer, but I'm not finding myself geeking out. Maybe it's because I've tried hard to avoid learning much of anything about it, or maybe it's because I'm 31. I'll go with the former.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing (in the theater): 666%

Mamma Mia!
I'm seeing this as a double feature along with the Sex and the City movie. Then I'm killing myself. It's gonna be great.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 0%

Space Chimps
I don't know about you, but I'm holding out for Fly Me to the Moon.
Fletch's Chance of Viewing: 0%
And then...

All right, who put a vote in for Wall*E as Pixar's worst?

Stand up and be counted. And give reasons - I gotta hear this.

Oh, and for the record, I'm about halfway through Cars - and yeah, it's easily the worst, at least as far as adults should be concerned. It also dawned on me that it's The Color of Money all over again, minus the Clapton and plus (an annoying) Bonnie Hunt. Where are though, Mary Elizabeth Mastrasansndnlongnametonio?
And then...

Jul 16, 2008

Batman 1989-1997: The Aftermath

[Note: this post is a part of the Batman Blog-a-thon at Big Mike's Movie Blog.]

Any way you slice it, the Batman film series of the late 20th century (not to be confused with Batman: The Movie, released 1966) was a bona fida blockbuster series. From the 250 million dollar success of the original (the 38th highest grossing film of all-time, adjusted) to the reviled fourth installment, which still garnered more than 100 million dollars domestically, the franchise saw a number of stars swing through its revolving doors, offering short- and long-term career boosts for many of those along the way - at least at the time of release.

But what has happened to that collection of stars in the years since? Have their careers blossomed or tanked? Let's have a quick look at some career highlights (or lowlights) and make the call...

Michael Keaton
Pre-Batman career: starring roles in Mr. Mom and Beetlejuice and...not a whole lot else.
Post-Batman career: starring roles in Multiplicity and White Noise. Co-starring roles in Jackie Brown and Out of Sight.
Verdict: Surprisingly...



Jack Nicholson
Pre-Batman career: Easy Rider, Five Easy Pieces, Chinatown, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Shining, etc., etc.
Post-Batman career: The Two Jakes, Wolf, A Few Good Men, As Good as It Gets.
Verdict: Not even close.



Kim Basinger
Pre-Batman career: 9 1/2 Weeks, My Stepmother is an Alien, Blind Date
Post-Batman career: Cool World, Final Analysis, Wayne's World 2, L.A. Confidential
Verdict: Kind of a wash.



Robert Wuhl
Pre-Batman career: Good Morning, Vietnam, Bull Durham
Post-Batman career: Blaze, The Bodyguard, Arli$$
Verdict: Ugh. Arli$$ by itself sealed the deal.



Danny DeVito
Pre-Batman career: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Taxi, Romancing the Stone, Throw Momma From the Train, The War of the Roses
Post-Batman career: Junior, Get Shorty, Man on the Moon, Big Fish, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Verdict: Some quality later, for sure, but...



Christopher Walken
Pre-Batman career: Annie Hall, The Deer Hunter, Biloxi Blues, King of New York
Post-Batman career: True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Catch Me if You Can, a mixed bag of other hits and misses and...Kangaroo Jack.
Verdict: Quality beats quantity, regardless of some of the classics that came after.



Michelle Pfeiffer
Pre-Batman career: Grease 2, Scarface, Married to the Mob, Dangerous Liasons
Post-Batman career: The Age of Innocence, Wolf, I Am Sam, What Lies Beneath
Verdict: Grease 2 almost kills it, but still...



Tim Burton
Pre-Batman career: Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Edward Scissorhands (in between), Beetlejuice
Post-Batman career: Ed Wood, Sleepy Hollow, Planet of the Apes, Big Fish, Sweeney Todd
Verdict: Too close to call.



Val Kilmer
Pre-Batman career: Top Secret!, Real Genius, Top Gun, Willow, The Doors, Thunderheart, True Romance, Tombstone
Post-Batman career: Heat and a bunch of forgettable things
Verdict: Haha. Sorry, Val - I love ya, but this was a landslide.



Nicole Kidman
Pre-Batman career: Dead Calm, Days of Thunder, Billy Bathgate, Far and Away, To Die For
Post-Batman career: The Portrait of a Lady, Eyes Wide Shut, Moulin Rouge, The Hours, Dogville (we'll ignore the last 5 years or so)
Verdict: Tom Cruise weeps.



Tommy Lee Jones
Pre-Batman career: Coal Miner's Daughter, Lonesome Dove, JFK, Under Siege, The Fugitive, The Client, Natural Born Killers, Cobb
Post-Batman career: Volcano, Men in Black (x 2), Double Jeopardy, No Country for Old Men
Verdict: Certainly back on the upswing after a few lean years, but...



Jim Carrey
Pre-Batman career: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, In Living Color, The Mask, Dumb and Dumber
Post-Batman career: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, The Cable Guy, Liar Liar, Man on the Moon, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bruce Almighty
Verdict: It'd be a no-brainer without Eternal Sunshine.



George Clooney
Pre-Batman career: ER, One Fine Day, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Facts of Life, Roseanne
Post-Batman career: Out of Sight, Three Kings, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Perfect Storm, Ocean's (x 3), etc., etc.
Verdict: All hail King George.



Chris O'Donnell
Pre-Batman career: Fried Green Tomatoes, School Ties, Scent of a Woman, Circle of Friends
Post-Batman career: The Bachelor, Kinsey, and a whole bunch of TV
Verdict: You're out of order, son!



Uma Thurman
Pre-Batman career: The Adventures of Baron Von Munchausen, Dangerous Liaisons, Henry & June, Jennifer Eight, Pulp Fiction, Beautiful Girls
Post-Batman career: Gattaca, Sweet & Lowdown, Kill Bill (x 2), Be Cool
Verdict: Too close to call



Arnold Schwarzenegger
Pre-Batman career: Just about everything
Post-Batman career: Just about nothing
Verdict: He probably won't be back.



Joel Schumacher
Pre-Batman career: St. Elmo's Fire, The Lost Boys, Flatliners, Falling Down, The Client
Post-Batman career: 8MM, Flawless, Tigerland, Bad Company, Phone Booth, The Number 23
Verdict: He didn't just hit a wall, he went right through it.



So, what's the overall verdict?

It's safe to say that Batman was a career killer, for the most part, with 11 people seeing their careers take a downturn, three going up, and three with no real impact. Will this new Batman series have a similar effect? Will Chris Nolan be directing action pics with Kevin Federline and Cuba Gooding, Jr. within five years? Will Christian Bale be on his way to Oscar nominations or the discount bin? Only the Shadow knows.

Damn, mixed metaphors or something.
And then...

Jul 15, 2008

Fletch's Mini Film Review: War, Inc.

John Cusack stars in this political satire about - stop me if you've heard this one before - an assassin struggling with the morals (or lack thereof) of his profession who meets up with a vivacious brunette who helps him change his ways. Sister Joan co-stars as his assistant, as does Dan Aykroyd and a number of black suits and skinny black ties.

Joan and/or a number of others involved may wish to call this the unofficial or spiritual sequel to Grosse Pointe Blank, but I'd have preferred that they had just made a different film. That's not to say that War, Inc. is bad - it's not. It is, however, distracting, in an film that's just different enough in tone and target from Grosse, to share so many elements with the "original."

Along the way, prepare yourself to either nod in agreement or shake your head in anger at the message dealt, depending on your political persuasion. There are laughs to be found, for sure, particularly from an audibly unrecognizable Ben Kingsley and from some clever kills by Cusack. Marisa Tomei is game as the journalist that helps opens the assassin's eyes, and Hilary Duff is in over her head playing a Middle Eastern pop star. Joan steals her scenes as usual, but also, as usual, makes me wonder how this woman that's three years older than her brother (45 vs. 42) can look like his mother. Yay for a refreshing lack of plastic surgery, I suppose, but boo for my eyes.

Fletch's Film Rating:

"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
And then...

Jul 14, 2008

New poll - Pixar, part II

There may be a few leftover votes, but I'm calling the fight right now. It started out as a close fight (Lederman scored it 10-9 through the first round), but quickly turned into a TKO. Insert other boxing analogy here. Long story short, The Incredibles is the runaway winner and earns the title of Best Pixar Film with 33% of the 53 votes, followed by Wall*E with 18% and the original Toy Story with 16%.



















Commentor Farmacy had the better idea - what would you choose as the worst Pixar film? I have a feeling this will be a 3-way race between A Bug's Life, Monster's, Inc., and Cars, but who knows. Our buddy Nic Cage (commentor, not actor) is a big fan of Cars, and when Nic Cage talks, people cover their ears.
And then...